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Santa hats are dangerous!
muddyjames:
--- Quote from: old joe on December 11, 2008, 17:04:49 ---LETS SUE SANTA :twisted:
Dazza :twisted:
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before or after xmas?? :lol:
mudmuncher:
--- Quote from: carbore on December 07, 2008, 15:35:52 ---I used to live in Cheltenham, one year the council said that Taxis couldnt have world cup flags on because if they did people might think that all cars with flags on were taxis and then women were at risk of using a non taxi. They diddnt explain if cars without flags would be considered as taxis so may have evaporated into a logic bomb.
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We were not allowed to display those flags either....... reason given - could fall / blow off and become a hazard. It sounds crazy but it only takes 1 flying off at the wrong time and .............................................. well I'll let you decide the outcome.
Are Safety Santa hats sold on eBay?
carracarra13:
I think so hard baseball caps with antlers on (Ithink they are bump hats) lol
Bush Tucker Man:
They won't let us out with wet-hair next :-k
--- Quote from: Disco-Ron on December 02, 2008, 21:20:46 ---H&S will kill this country....!!!
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Do you remember when the 'HSE' staff went on strike over pay & working conditions(!?!?!), & burnt their pay-slips.
Did no-one tell them that was dangerous, & had it been risk-assessed?? :lol: :lol:
I'm glad no-one's told them Oxygen is actually poisonous to the human body, or they'd try to stop us breathing
(it is in pure, unadulterated, form anyway)
Bush Tucker Man:
'Inspector Gadget' had a dig at the 'H&S' nightmare too, in his book 'Perverting The Course Of Justice'
All I want is a cup of tea. I have served this nation for the best part of two decades, both at home and abroad.
I don't want medals and I don't want more money, I just want some tea.
But I can't have a cuppa because electric kettles are prohibited in my workplace.
Our health and safety department has banned them in case we kill ourselves by electrocution, burning or drowning
The weird thing is, when Saturday comes, and I'm facing a dozen drunken, violent and dangerous yobs outside the taxi rank in the High Street, with only three PCs and a guardian angel on my side, our health and safety officers are nowhere to be seen.
Kettles and electric fans - too dangerous!
Tackling 250lb of screaming, tattooed men when you're armed only with a 50g tin of pepper spray which doesn't work and an aluminium stick??
You carry on, Officer......
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