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Santa hats are dangerous!
thermidorthelobster:
The correct response to any sentence containing the phrase "health and safety reasons" is: "What reasons are those exactly then?"
If they can't explain what the reasons are, then they don't exist. IMHO it usually means "I don't want you to do that, but I can't be bothered to explain why, so I'm going to tell you it's for health and safety reasons and hope you don't actually question it." Call their bluff.
lurch_917:
talking of health and safty the long standing concker tornament at ashton nr peterborough were told that they had to wear gloves and safty goggels or they couldnt hold it come on soon you aint going to be abel to wipe your butt just incase you get a paper cut
muddyjames:
a paper cut on your but could be painful!!! :lol:
carbore:
I used to live in Cheltenham, one year the council said that Taxis couldnt have world cup flags on because if they did people might think that all cars with flags on were taxis and then women were at risk of using a non taxi. They diddnt explain if cars without flags would be considered as taxis so may have evaporated into a logic bomb.
littlepow:
Maybe it's in case kids think santa is hiding toys in a bin truck and climb in the back!
Part from that, is your boss green and like to talk in rhymes? (A.K. Grinch)
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