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karloss:
Wife takes car in for tyres.
Mucky-annic ask's "where's the locking wheel nut key"
Wife replies "In the boot ,I think"
Mechanic opens boot.
Mechanic says," what the bl**dy hells that?"
Wife replies, "oh that, that's a hydraulic winch"
Mechanic say's "what's it doing in there?"
Wife replies," My husbands an a**e"

Do you think she still loves me?
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

It's since been into the stealers for service. The service sheet read,"unable to asses condition and pressure of spare as boot space is full of heavy items".   :lol:  :lol:  The things you do for your mates.....Eh Kev?

hobbit:
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :wink:
 :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:
whoops :wink:

Tiny Tim:

--- Quote --- The service sheet read,"unable to asses condition and pressure of spare as boot space is full of heavy items".
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Should take the missus out of the boot before putting car in then  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

nzrover:

--- Quote from: "karloss" ---Do you think she still loves me?
 
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Maybe.  My SWMBO must love me though - she came home on Saturday with 5 wheels with half worn 31/10.5R15 BFG MT's on saying "I saw these cheap so I got you a present".  I must try and remember her birthday this year and get her some EP90 for my Series.  
 :lol:

Manicminer:

--- Quote from: "nzrover" --- I must try and remember her birthday this year and get her some EP90 for my Series.  
 :lol:
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I like that
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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