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Favourite quotes
Bishops Finger:
The entire script of Monty Python and the Life of Brian....
Oh and The entire script of Predator.. :lol:
merlin617:
If you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined
Old RAF saying.
It's not a sin to be born in the gutter. But it is a terrible sin to want to stay there.
Sgt Harper in the tv series Sharpe.
Range Rover Blues:
--- Quote from: gtomo2 on October 18, 2008, 20:12:17 ---
Your weapon is built by the lowest bidder.
--- End quote ---
Puts me in mind of one of NASAs finest (don't recal which one) when interviewed about becoming an astonaut. "when you reach the end of the countdown and realise you are sitting on top of 1 million tons of fuel in a rocket built by the lowest bidder"
Genious
carbore:
Id never join a (mud) club that would have me as a member. (Groucho Marks)
Never loose faith in the colour of the sky (Min Sauce cartoon in MBUK)
There is a mine field near here, most of them are inert some of them are.....um.......er..... ert. (some american thing like the a-team/mcguyver etc)
wormster:
Boss: "Are you going to tell me where you were on Friday?"
Me: "NO!"
Boss: "Are you going to tell me what you intend to do?"
Me: "Gimme a piece of paper and I'll give you Immediate Resignation NOW!"
Me: "Ok that's done I'll get me coat and GO!"
Boss: "Well I hope it all works out for you"
Me: "Uh Huh!" whilst thinking to mesel: It will now I've left this *************ole of a job.
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