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Range Rover Blues:
--- Quote from: Thrasher on October 15, 2008, 09:11:07 ---Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
I shall be sober in the morning.
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--- Quote from: carbore on October 15, 2008, 09:34:36 ---Churchill again
woman "if you were my husband id put poison in your tea"
Churchill "If you were my wife id drink it"
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Both quotes are of conversations in public between WS Churchill and Lady Astor, (Nancy Astor IIRC) an American and an fellow MP.
There are others......
Hard to believa man with such a quick wit suffered from very deep depression :-k
pux:
Another from a yank infantry manual "when pin is pulled mr grenade is not your friend"
datalas:
--- Quote from: auf_wiedersehen_pet on October 18, 2008, 19:40:10 ---We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde.
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That line being in a pretenders song I was working and not entirely listening when it was on... I swear I misheard it as "we are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking for the stairs" presumably a more useful interpretation for the practically minded.
gtomo2:
smoke me a kipper i will be back for brackfast.
the easy route is always mined.
Your weapon is built by the lowest bidder.
If at first you don't succedd sky diving is not for you.
diggerdog36:
Unknown wicket keeper: Freddy, Why are you so fat??
Freddy Flintoff: Because every time I **** your missus she gives me a biscuit!!!!
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