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Garin:
“This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife,”

 said one shell-shocked share trader at the end of the worst day on the stock market for twenty years.

Thrasher:

--- Quote ---Woman on Street:   Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill:   Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
         I shall be sober in the morning.

--- End quote ---

muddysteve:

--- Quote ---Screw you guys!.........I'm going home!
--- End quote ---

Eric Cartman

carbore:
Churchill again

woman "if you were my husband id put poison in your tea"
Churchill "If you were my wife id drink it"

Thrasher:

--- Quote ---This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

--- End quote ---

Churchill ;)

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