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Bishops Finger:
Possibly 2 sets?

Yoshi:

--- Quote ---As it happens, one of my many roles as a Plod, is that of a Wildlife Crime Officer. As such, I am licensed by English Nature to handle such beasties. I can also handle badgers, not that I would want to. Bitey things with big claws!

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I might point out here i have never met LSP and can quite safely say i have never let him handle me!!!! Nor have i bit him and i have cut me nails lately as well!!!! lol

Lord Shagg-Pyle:
It is a very interesting and varied role, usually involving crime against wildlife. However I did have to deal with a case where a guy had made a complaint of theft of goldfish from his pond.
He was convinced that it was schoolkids taking them on the way past his house in the morning. So being the ever resourseful person, I got in a plain car and sat and watched one morning.
The suspect was quite easy to spot. He had a very pointed nose, very tall with spindly legs and was dressed in grey. The bloke thought I was taking the juice when I told him this, and showed him the picture of a heron. :roll:
He wouldn't have it, and wanted me to arrest half the local school. He was told that that would be a waste of money, more so than having me be paid to bird watch!

Bishops Finger:
Tall,spindly legs and dressed in grey......That would be Basil Fawlty then....

Cruelty to Austin 1100's Garden gnomes and couldn't differentiate between a rat and a hamster as I recall :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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