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python:

--- Quote from: pux on June 09, 2008, 21:45:02 ---is the wife still alive :?

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more importaintly did you get your money backyet??????????????????  8-[

biggerlandy:
yes she is alive just it funny as hell she is still very sheepy around me and getting money back on thursday

bigant:

--- Quote from: python on June 05, 2008, 18:07:17 ---anymore for the hole? ill hire a jcb for this, i thnk ill need it.  :lol:

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i got a JCB you can borrow has Extra dig on the back actor as well!
can chuck my ex in the hole as well while were at it ^^

crazymac:
Reminds me of the Billy Connolly joke about a wee Glasgow lad in the pub.

His mate comes in and they start talking, and the mate asks "hows the wife?"

The reply is " She's deid!"

"What do you mean she's deid?"

"She's deid, I killed her"

"Dinnae talk rubbish, ye huvnae killed yer wife!!"

"I have, come home with me and I'll show you where I burried her!"

"Away, yer talking rubbish, come on and show me then!"

so they go back to the lads tennement (a flat to those that don't know) and the lad takes the mate through the close and down the back yard to the outside toilet where he points down and says.

"there she is!"

the mate looks down and sees a bum sticking out the earth, so says...

"you really did it!! I cannae believe it!! But why did you bury her with her bum sticking out the ground??"

To which the reply was.....................................

"I needed somewhere to park my bike"  :dance: :lol:

Dr Evil:
Women. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em !!!!

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