AuthorTopic: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)  (Read 8607 times)

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Offline Eeyore

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Glad you took it in the spirit intended  :-#

 ;) I know a number of folk who would buy that for me!
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My Land Rover's Green  :lol:

On a similar note I have
 '' Green ???? It looks GREEN to me.......''
and a few others mentioned here  :lol:

but I have a cutter to make them   :D :D :D


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Offline Bush Tucker Man

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The wording on my recently acquired t-shirt would make a good bumper sticker*

Melts

I'd also like this as a sticker Two Thumbs


* Curious Question.
How many Series/Defenders actually have a (rear) bumper to stick it to??
(I know of a 90 Hard-Top with one!)

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the one that i have on the mav

*your carbon footprint(small footprint) my carbon footprint(larger footprint)

*reduce your carbon footprint coz mine aint changeing

last but not least

*I wounderd why the lamp post was getting bigger an then it hit me
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awaiting sticking on:

watch out for the idiot behind me!

i have good brakes, do you have good insurance?

would like:

I brake for horses i accelerate for ramblers

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Thank you for your interest in my bumper. You can buy your own from "insert LR dealer"

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"beware of the spider"

"we all get taxed, i`m getting my monies worth!"

"if you cant see an oil leek, i`ve run out!"

"I LOVE CATS - they taste like chicken"

"so many cats, so few receipes"

"caution - chav squashing in progress"

"mobile nature reserve"

"i eat squirrels"
« Last Edit: May 25, 2008, 16:40:21 by Paul »

It has been said that, given enough time, a million monkeys bashing at a million typewriters would eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Saxo forums, we now know this to be wrong

No oil leek = No oil left!

Offline zacspeed

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How about "My other sticker is funny"  :twisted:

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"How do they rise up"

One for the Discworld fans!
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...smoke me a kipper, i`ll be back for breakfast!

..i think i`ve seen it on here somewhere!

It has been said that, given enough time, a million monkeys bashing at a million typewriters would eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Saxo forums, we now know this to be wrong

No oil leek = No oil left!

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...smoke me a kipper, i`ll be back for breakfast!

..i think i`ve seen it on here somewhere!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WKsjaOqDXgg&feature=related
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Ive seen " Insured by mafia, you hit me, they'll HIT you!!
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.swonk eno oN .esoht dna eseht ,siht dna taht ,wollof ot selur emos teg eW

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...smoke me a kipper, i`ll be back for breakfast!

..i think i`ve seen it on here somewhere!

ADA110 i think  :dance: :dance: or was it dreadnought 110  :? :?
« Last Edit: May 25, 2008, 20:08:47 by hairyasswelder »
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what  bout

 DONT FOLLOW ME ...... IM GOING TO HELL

 IM NOT STUCK .. .. .. IM THINKING
200tdi disco aka "bertie" ;)

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I like the darwin one :lol: :lol:

Disclaimer I have nothing against Christians or anyother religion or religious beliefs or religious people..... it's all fiction anyway so whats the point getting upset about it... ;)
so many hills , so little time ....
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I have seen a suggestion for little "foot" stickers to add to the normal versions of those fish  :lol:
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I have seen a suggestion for little "foot" stickers to add to the normal versions of those fish

Love the thinking :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
so many hills , so little time ....
discovery TD5
work in progress...lol

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...smoke me a kipper, i`ll be back for breakfast!

..i think i`ve seen it on here somewhere!

ADA110 i think  :dance: :dance: or was it dreadnought 110  :? :?
.......it ain't me........i've "Don't mess with the baldies" with me been bald

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although....BUTCHERS DO IT ON THE BLOCK would suit me :lol:

Offline hairyasswelder

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...smoke me a kipper, i`ll be back for breakfast!

..i think i`ve seen it on here somewhere!

ADA110 i think  :dance: :dance: or was it dreadnought 110  :? :?
.......it ain't me........i've "Don't mess with the baldies" with me been bald

Must been dreadnought then  :oops:

although....BUTCHERS DO IT ON THE BLOCK would suit me :lol:

On that note...... WELDERS DO IT IN ALL POSITIONS  :lol: :lol:
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We wanted one on the back of the racer that said:
You can go fast,
But I can go anywhere........fast!   :lol:
A mate had that on his Jeep 4.0   ;)

I've always liked
"Designed in a pub, built in a shed"
"If you can read this, someones stole my trailor"
"Do i look like a person that care's?"
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I have down the doors of my Disco "Young once, imature forever "
but my favourite yet to be purchased is "Dip me in chocalate and feed me to the lesbians"  :twisted:
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One that might deter people from getting too close.

"Do ye fear death?"

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I already have

"Do not wash, this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test"

But two I want are

"while you were reading this I farted" (I already have this on a T shirt)

"Gas is so expensive I can't afford to fart"
I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

shame its Budda!!

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BIG NASTY V8 PLANET KILLING 4x4, AND DRIVER DOES NOT GIVE A <EDIT>
BECAUSE - ROAD TAX EXEMPT, FUEL BILL 50% LESS, TOWS 3.5 TONNES
BTW GOOD BRAKES, AND A TOW BAR THAT WILL SERIOUSLY RUIN YOUR DAY

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