Topic: I will probably get banned for this but..... (Read 5042 times)

muddyjames · « **Reply #30 on:** February 09, 2008, 12:47:28 »

Quote from: Silvery Thing on February 08, 2008, 22:20:35

Quote from: muddyjames on February 08, 2008, 19:49:34
....Will I do it tomorrow morning?....
Are you really suggesting that you consider leaving the washing up until the morning :doh: How on earth can you tolerate that greasy ring around the washing up bowl :-> I always make sure I wash up before going to bed, I use a mixture of Fairy and Tesco cheap stuff.... it makes the Fairy go a lot further for the money

Once the washing up is done I make sure I clean my hands and then use Nivea hand cream before going to bed.... I hate that feeling of dry crusty skin, especially in the Winter :x ;)

Well morning has passed me.....................................

What greasy ring? Thing I dont like is putting me hand in the cold water to pull the plug out now it is cold. Grrr.

Hand cream.

I have owned a bottle of moisturiser for 6 years now and still only used about 10ml of the stuff :lol: My hands are always rough as I work out dooors all the time and then my voluntary work is on a building site, and never have any skin on my knuckles to feel rough after working on the disco!! :lol:

I will go do it NOW!

BK · « **Reply #31 on:** February 09, 2008, 17:01:32 »

Greasy ring was a joke......y,know double meaning and all that :lol: :lol:

marjan · « **Reply #32 on:** February 09, 2008, 20:15:02 »

Quote from: BK on February 08, 2008, 17:34:00

You should try tescos almond and lavender wash up liquid its makes you hands smell like a summer meadow......... :lol:.

I thought you smelt a bit weird when we were doing the brakes on my 90 yesterday - YA BIG PUFFTA :D :D :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

richo · « **Reply #33 on:** February 09, 2008, 20:17:44 »

Arr dishwasher a present from the gods.

lee celtic · « **Reply #34 on:** February 09, 2008, 21:02:22 »

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You should try tescos almond and lavender wash up liquid its makes you hands smell like a summer meadow.........

do you use it in the shower??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Reminds me of Billy Connelly and his Ha Ho Ba shampooo :lol: :lol: :lol:

I tend to fill the bowl with hot water then add the liquid at the end as I don't like the bubbles ,I think they should put anti foaming agent in it, the bubbles don't clean anything the detergent does the bubbles just make it look pretty .

Don't do lemon after drinking half a cup of it in the dark (grab cup fill with water from tap chug down in one only to find cup was full of lemon fairey because the bottle split followed by chuk up sesh) :-> :-> :->

BK · « **Reply #35 on:** February 09, 2008, 21:22:11 »

No I use vidal sassoons wash and go cos thats cos me hairs gone too :lol:

and as far as bubbles go,are you talking about Michael jacksons monkey? :lol:

lee celtic · « **Reply #36 on:** February 09, 2008, 21:27:15 »

No [-X Monkey's are no good for washing up as the fur just spreads the food around not cleaning at all !!!

Hamsters fur is much denser and works better when wet .

bibble ddoook suueecchhh ..

Meds Time :D :D

BK · « **Reply #37 on:** February 09, 2008, 21:35:10 »

What about ferrets are they good? :lol:

lee celtic · « **Reply #38 on:** February 09, 2008, 21:37:19 »

No they go down the plug hole and come up in the bath [-X [-X

BK · « **Reply #39 on:** February 09, 2008, 21:47:25 »

Llamas????

lee celtic · « **Reply #40 on:** February 09, 2008, 23:00:54 »

ye their good :lol:

BK · « **Reply #41 on:** February 09, 2008, 23:02:44 »

NUTTER!!!! :lol: :lol:

lee celtic · « **Reply #42 on:** February 09, 2008, 23:09:03 »

not sure about the species but I think nutters would break things stick with llamas :lol: :lol:

stuvy · « **Reply #43 on:** February 10, 2008, 00:18:29 »

Quote from: lee celtic on February 09, 2008, 21:02:22

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You should try tescos almond and lavender wash up liquid its makes you hands smell like a summer meadow.........

Don't do lemon after drinking half a cup of it in the dark (grab cup fill with water from tap chug down in one only to find cup was full of lemon fairey because the bottle split followed by chuk up sesh) :-> :-> :->

I have an older evil sister and when i was little'er she made me drink washing up liquid, it was lemon and put me off for life!!!!!!!!

BK · « **Reply #44 on:** February 10, 2008, 15:07:10 »

I went to ibiza years ago and we found this lemon grove,some bright spark said "rub lemon juice on your head,it makes your hair go blonde" so I did,all I got was brown hair and second degree burns off the sun :doh: :doh: :doh:!!!!

muddyjames · « **Reply #45 on:** February 10, 2008, 20:30:33 »

Quote from: lee celtic on February 09, 2008, 21:27:15

No [-X Monkey's are no good for washing up as the fur just spreads the food around not cleaning at all !!!

Hamsters fur is much denser and works better when wet .

Richard Hammonds hair is better for washing up dishes? I think I will stick to watching him on tv!! :lol: Also I wouldn't say Richard is dense either, quiet a clever chap I think! ;) :lol:

BK · « **Reply #46 on:** February 11, 2008, 12:27:43 »

James May,s hair would be just right :lol:

stuvy · « **Reply #47 on:** February 11, 2008, 12:45:23 »

you could use Clarkson's hair on the tuff stuff, that needs scrubbing ;)

lee celtic · « **Reply #48 on:** February 11, 2008, 20:07:00 »

I think we've just come up with the next lot of top gear merchendice .

the Top Gear washing up set including,

The Hammond sponge

The James May mop

The Clarkson Scourer

Now we just need one for the stig :lol:

muddyjames · « **Reply #49 on:** February 11, 2008, 20:27:07 »

the stig is a dishwasher as you dont know who the stig is and most kids think that the magic washing fairy puts it in the dishwasher so you dont know who that is either! :lol:

Disco Matt · « **Reply #50 on:** February 11, 2008, 20:55:13 »

So the Hamster is in fact Spongebob Squarepants? :lol:

(Trying for random comment of the week!)

Steve ray · « **Reply #51 on:** February 11, 2008, 21:23:51 »

Can't believe my eyes :shock: ....... that I've just read the whole of this post!! :-k

Just got a few observations ......

Greasy ring? ...... Suit you sir! :shock:

And as for the "it's frothy man" ...... that was from the polar bear that wore shades and he used to advertise Cresta pop, not Fanta!

Quote from: V8MoneyPit on February 08, 2008, 17:45:59

Remember Fanta??? Equally frothy (man!) but equally rubbish as washing up liquid :lol: And tasted like knats pee too!

BK · « **Reply #52 on:** February 12, 2008, 11:44:13 »

I reckon the stig IS spongebob squarepants!!!!.............but youd have to squash his head down a bit to get his helmet on :lol: :lol: :lol:

V8MoneyPit · « **Reply #53 on:** February 12, 2008, 17:59:46 »

Quote from: Steve ray on February 11, 2008, 21:23:51

Can't believe my eyes :shock: ....... that I've just read the whole of this post!! :-k

Sad person ;) :lol:

Quote from: Steve ray on February 11, 2008, 21:23:51

And as for the "it's frothy man" ...... that was from the polar bear that wore shades and he used to advertise Cresta pop, not Fanta!

Ah yes, you're quite right.... but I'm afraid it reinforces my first comment :lol:

blackbob · « **Reply #54 on:** February 12, 2008, 18:56:59 »

engine parts and dishwasher dont mix the alloy dont like the salt makes them all white and gritty

also a dishwasher saver water

Silvery Thing · « **Reply #55 on:** February 12, 2008, 19:25:26 »

I am stunned.... I am really stunned :-. :?

It appears that there are one or two members on here that are not all that keen on this thread and fail to see that it is most useful to exchange info on all subjects.

Sponge Bob

.... dishwashers

.... greasy rings 8-[.... It all makes sense to me :roll: ;) :D

lee celtic · « **Reply #56 on:** February 12, 2008, 20:05:49 »

Bibbble

random comment of the week! Mine I think :lol: :lol:

BK · « **Reply #57 on:** February 12, 2008, 20:14:39 »

gotta have a laugh or else you would cry(i would anyway cos doris is bust) :'( :'(

lee celtic · « **Reply #58 on:** February 12, 2008, 20:19:36 »

Isn't that the name of the scary thing on Why Don't You 8-[

Lord Shagg-Pyle · « **Reply #59 on:** February 12, 2008, 22:02:55 »

Dogs! Dogs are the ideal creature to deal with washing up. Put the dirty dishes on the floor, and dogs with their naturally abrasive tongues take all the the dried up food off. this is particularly effective if you leave the dishes on the floor overnight. Nice clean dishes ready for use in the morning! Saves a bundle on washing up liquid and dish washer tablets.

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AuthorTopic: I will probably get banned for this but..... (Read 5042 times)

marjan

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