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datalas:

--- Quote from: BK on January 23, 2008, 12:18:49 ---Do you know,when I went to scotland on my hols I saw one of those in a tree up a mountain and I thought  :-k hey maybe I can get my 90 to run on that animals wee :dance: :dance:

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Ahh, that was the less lesser spotted wild tree haggis, which as we all know results in the cross breeding of the fallen clockwise and counterclockwise mountain haggis.  You can tell the difference because :

a) they have a slightly thicker hide, which is probably what allowed their parents to survive falling off the mountain.
b) both the left and right legs are of similar length as a result of the interbreeding
c) whilst less common, they're less lesser spotted as living in the lowland areas they're not as far away and easier to see.

BK:
Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!! but can you use their dung to power a landrover and I would think they are difficult to find ,do they sell em on e bay??? cos ive never seen em in my local BP garage

V8MoneyPit:

--- Quote from: BK on January 23, 2008, 13:38:36 ---Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!! but can you use their dung to power a landrover and I would think they are difficult to find ,do they sell em on e bay??? cos ive never seen em in my local BP garage

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Nah.... you can only get Bee Pee from there  :roll:

This is nectar coloured and costs a fortune due to the danger of getting stung during the harvesting process.

BK:
 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: very good

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