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Fornicating with robots :-o

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carbore:
Technically he raped the bike because it was "two tired" to resist!  boom boom..... :oops:

corrosiverob:

--- Quote from: carbore on January 03, 2008, 18:12:17 ---Whats this robots name again ??????????



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bender!!!!

 [-X [-X :oops: :P :clap:

Dennis the diesel:

Having been married for a 'few years', I can see a couple of advantages -

On / Off switch

Mute switch

'Could' be programmed to upgrade without too much fuss

no 'In-Laws'

If you didn't like what it was wearing, instead of a lengthy 'will this do' conversation, a quick re-spray will do

I'm sure you can think of some more...........

CaptainColourful:
 :-#

As long as it paints the ceiling itself afterwards !

 

narked:
Now, I'm not trying to defend the concept of making love to a bicycle here, however, he was doing it in private, in a locked room! Cleaners let 'emselves in, and suddenly it's a crime!

Back to the robots, I'm all for it, probably more caring and feeling than my missus! Lonely types will however be opening rather large electricity bills with hand-scribbled notes along the lines of "how come you're using so much electric in the evening sir?! we know what YOU'RE getting upto!".

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