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wingman:

--- Quote from: "clbarclay" ---how would you react if a natural preadator walked up to you?
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LSP isn't French is he?  :?


 :wink:

narked:
Actually I think I've worked out why one of the horses is less than sociable when it comes to people. I reckon if I had to carry the weight of the father in law on my back on a regular basis I'd attack anyone who came near me too...

Lord Shagg-Pyle:
Just found this

Campaign Of Death
The horses are smart, as in they make the deaths appear to be 'accidents'. Here is a list of some things they are doing ON PURPOSE!
they throw people from them (Christopher Reeves)
they bite people (my cousin got bit)
they stampede and trample people to death
they phone me late at night and neigh messages of death at me
they pretend they are walking away, but instead deliever a kick of death to the human standing foolishly behind them
they invade dreams (DC once dreamt of being bit on the hand!)
they pretend they are going to jump over something but instead stop, causing the human to be flung over them and onto the ground where they can then stomp on them
they send me letters with threatening hoof prints on them
Warning signs of an impending attack:
If you're hanging around horses (I don't know why you would), then here are the warning signs to look out for.
snorting
stamping of the foot
flicking of the tail
trotting
neighing
threatening letters or phone calls
How do we stop this?
Short term: If you think there is an impending attack (which there will be at some point) then I suggest hiding from the horses.
Long term: We clear out a huge section of a country and give it to the horses so they may roam in peace. There is no other way without more violence and killings, which would suck.

Anyone who doesn't agree with this is one or more of the following:
a horse
a horse dressed up like a human
in denial
under the influence of a horse or horses
wants to be a horse


They are out there, watching and waiting, appearing in cereal snack bar adverts to lull us in a false sense of security!

piggysteve:
And the wife says i'm bitter and twisted every time I threaten to send the 4 legged dung machines to the knacker man so we can actually afford to live.

Steve

Boggert:
They also Fart lots!  :shock:

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