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Lord Shagg-Pyle:
As a smoker, (feel the hate, baby!) I tend to either use the ashtray in the car, or, if at work, nip the end off ( :shock: ) and put the stub in my coat pocket.
The reasons being is that as a fascist pig of the Dictatorial regime, I am not allowed to be seen to be doing anything that may upset our customers as it may tarnish the 'Image of the Constabulary'. (Irony in itself as the Bosses do a good enough job of that as it is). Hence No Smoking on duty. Load of balls! If I've been dealing with some lowlife and want a ciggy, I'll have one!
No Smoking within 10 metres of a Plod building, in case the clouds of toxic fumes drift into the building and kill everyone or in case people see us and get traumatised by the sight of us enjoying our filthy, anti social habit.
And before anyone comes back at me, I have stuck people on for chucking fagends out of their car window. He said "Prove it was mine". I said "DNA, prove to me it isn't yours!
Good on L90OOK for returning the item, although I would have stubbed it out first.
There is one thing I would like to ask . This person was clocked dumping a fag end out of a car window.
How come when I have had to deal with a flytipping incident, nobody ever sees it being dumped? :(bigsmoke):
hairyasswelder:
--- Quote from: "L90OOK" ---
I recently tapped on the window of a car, that had undone its window to throw the fag butt out of, flicked the butt back in (still alight) whilst politely telling the occupier they had dropped something. :twisted:
--- End quote ---
Who the hell do you think you are ?
Did you check if he had kids in car?
I would have dropped you on the spot :twisted: and yes if it matters I am 6'3" and not as fat
I do not condone this behaviour and use the ashtray but that is out of order.
Boggert:
Ok chaps we have an IP and an offender,
LSP shall we nik them for Breach of the peace>
Then it's a ride back to the nik for a bare knuckle fight to resolve the matter. The custody officer holds the bets.
Seriously chaps lets not fall out over this hey... :wink:
discowoman:
**stands quietly in the corner ready to catch all the toys and dummies....**
And also gets ready for round 2!! :D
L90OOK:
--- Quote from: "hairyasswelder" ---
--- Quote from: "L90OOK" ---
I recently tapped on the window of a car, that had undone its window to throw the fag butt out of, flicked the butt back in (still alight) whilst politely telling the occupier they had dropped something. :twisted:
--- End quote ---
Who the hell do you think you are ?
Did you check if he had kids in car?
--- End quote ---
Whoow there fella...who the hell are you to judge me?
FYI no there were not kids in the car...if there were I would have stubbed it out & passed it back....I have kids too :D
--- Quote from: "hairyasswelder" ---
I would have dropped you on the spot :twisted:
--- End quote ---
Better make sure you do a good job :wink: :lol:
I am not here to upset anyone, certainly not fall out with other MC members. However I ain't gonna stand by and let fools deliberately litter the country side...There isn't many road sweepers on the middle of Dartmoor :roll: Do what you like in the cities...I never go there :twisted: :lol:
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