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Biodiesel-Bev:
Dear Santa,

This year I would like the following pressies under my xmas tree on the morning of the 25th December, I wonder if you would be so kind as to make my christmas wishes come true...

1) Life size blow up doll of Daniel Craig - in fact could you make it a 6'2" model as my hubby says he's really a midget and seeing as I am nearly 6' tall I'd like a big one.

2) Some nice underwear that I would actually wear, not the usual stuff that I could only wear to the lap-dancing club.

3) Chocolates that won't make me put on a stone over the festive season.

4) Some nice perfume that doesn't smell like kitchen cleaner or air freshener.

5) Anything from the Ann Summers shop that needs batteries.

Thank you,
Bev

p.s. I have been a good girl all year.

GREENI:
:shock:
Go for some Issey Miyake :wink:

lee celtic:
And by the sound of it your going to be a naughty girl for the rest of it [-X [-X [-X

The thing with good lingeree is the more you pay the less you get :wink:  :wink:

L90OOK:

--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---Dear Santa,

This year I would like the following pressies under my xmas tree on the morning of the 25th December, I wonder if you would be so kind as to make my christmas wishes come true...

1) Life size blow up doll of Daniel Craig - in fact could you make it a 6'2" model as my hubby says he's really a midget and seeing as I am nearly 6' tall I'd like a big one.

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Reminds me of THIS
Pure Genius  :lol:
Hope all your wishes come true  :D

martha focker:
that sounds like a kinky list :lol:

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