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martha focker:
it probably is bt doing it :evil:

Range Rover Blues:
Never mind having it blocked, get your service provider to set you up as a premium rate line for all calls from Somalia, beat them at their own game (if only you could).

Ja1983:
now THERES a thought!!  :lol:  :lol:

we went through a spate of them "congratulajons sir, yu ive wun a big cash priz!!"

"i`d like to donate it to cancer research, you have my address no doubt, from the data i unintentionally supplied to some dubious company, who blatantly went against their own policies, and sold to you.. hopefully for some extortionate amount..."

"no want cash priz sir?"

"you sound like someone who would like to buy a coffee table.. i`ve got just the thing for you!...."

and so on, they hate it when you try and sell them something...!

i also had one SWMBO passed onto me.. sh doesnt like been rude to them.... i on the other hand love it!

"you have won a free mobile phone and contract, we need your bank details to set up the contract....."

"can i speak to the manager please?"

"erm... we no have manger.... erm, your details?"

"PUT ME ONTO THE MOST SUPERIOR PERSON IN YOUR DEPARTMENT.."

"erm.. ok sir... thank you.. erm... "

..the buggger then puts on a voice....

"hello sir, you have won a fre...."
"...nevermind that i want to know your name and company details...."

..at this point pannick sets in..

"why you ewant that?"

"well, if i was t set up a contract with you, surely i would want to know who i was dealing with.. right?"

"oh, of course sir.. erm, first i just need your details..."

"so where did you get my number then?"

"oh, its a randomly picked number from our computer"

"bo (multiple No. locking mechanisms)!!"

"oh! erm... your lucky to be picked by...."

"(rude word repeated) how do you know the number your ringing isnt a police station... or customs and excise perhaps... ? yeah, didnt think you`d be able to answer that... so where did you really get my number from?"

"so you dont want free phone then sir?"

i began making suggestions as to where he could store the phone for me whilst i came over in person to collect it.. and began to question his parentage when he regretably hung up on me... shame

SWMBO had urinated herself and collapsed on the floor with tears from her eyes and clutching her stomach...

they havent called back

we also had one who claimed to be calling on behalf of BT.... that been the company who SWMBO had paid speciffically to not allow these calls threough...

needless to say i wasnt particularly polite with her either... there are always a few give aways tho, ask them things they could only know if they were genuine,, ie, whens my contract up fro renewl? or specifics that may sound like legitimate conversation about their offer.. but that will confirm if they are genuine or not... once sussed, let the games begin! :twisted:



...a little offtopic, but we had a bloke come round to the door,

"Hello sir, now i can see that you already have double glazing fitted..."

"So why are you still here?"

"cant argue with that one...!"

 :lol:

Drift:
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Class  :lol:  :lol:

Well no calls today  8)

Other than Npower knocking last night and getting short thrift Im happy  :lol:

Range Rover Blues:
Sometimes if I don't want the 'phone for a while, I bung the cordless handset in with the parrot.  She loves to chat to people :)

"hello, hello.

What you doing?

Hello.  Ace of spades.




What you doing? are you being a b****r"

then she cackles like Sid James.  The best thing is though apparently she says "hello" exactly like I do on the 'phone.

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