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freeagent:
I used to think like that, if you'd asked me 2 years ago if I wanted kids I'd have said never in a million years.... :roll:

then an 'accident' last summer changed everything..... :roll:  :oops:

We now have a 6 month old baby girl, who is the centre of my world...
I wouldn't swap this experience for a lottery win... 8)

I'd rather live on garbage than live without my daughter....

JumboBeef:
I have two children..........who I hardly ever see *sigh*  (not for lack of trying).  It is call DIVORCE........................

Bouncy:
May i also add the aspect of catering

CATERING

Preparation of Michelin Guide Quality Restaurant food in milliseconds.
Short order chef skills required with added ability in Stealth Vegetables.
Acceptance that tomato Ketchup is the 6th food group essential.
Ability to feed said clients on miniscule budget
Knowledge that will be received and treatedwith negative gratitude.

GREENI:

--- Quote from: "freeagent" ---I used to think like that, if you'd asked me 2 years ago if I wanted kids I'd have said never in a million years.... :roll:

then an 'accident' last summer changed everything..... :roll:  :oops:

We now have a 6 month old baby girl, who is the centre of my world...
I wouldn't swap this experience for a lottery win... 8)

I'd rather live on garbage than live without my daughter....
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<edit>, does your mrs know it's called an 'accident'....holy hell, jump in a TVR and run for cover.....

marjan:

--- Quote from: "GREENI" ---KIDS ?????

YOU MUST BE JOKING :lol: :(biglaugh):

I'M FAR TO SELFISH, I ONLY MARRIED THE WIFE CUZ SHE SAYS SHE NEVER WANTS ANY 8)

I'M THE ONLY KID IN OUR RELATIONSHIP 8)

MORE TOYS FOR ME :wink:
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Exactly !, Ditto at my house too  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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