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Evilgoat:
As a laff, lets start a set of measurements we can all use on the forum, mainly to add to the sillness :) Feel free to join in and I'll start with my proposal, the standard Chav measurment of IQ.

A normal person is about 100 Megachavs or MCv whereas your averavrge burger flipper in their McJob is about 1 Chav. your avereage 17 y/o Corsa Drive comes in at about 10 millichavs (mCv).

Hmm looks like the idea of having single whole units to measure Chavs in fell over already. Need picoChavs for Reality TV 'Stars'

666:
Sorry you lost me straight after you assumed that a chav has an IQ :wink:

Cheers

Mark

muddymesser:

--- Quote from: "666" ---Sorry you lost me straight after you assumed that a chav has an IQ :wink:

Cheers

Mark
--- End quote ---


haha its the same here

Lincs niva:
Yes i didnt think CHAV'S  had an IQ  they certainly dont around our area :?

Cheers Gav

Silvery Thing:
I have used a scale called 'Plonker' for quite a few years :roll:

Sometimes I find those people that answer the phones some of the overseas call centres register as high as 7 on the plonker scale. The regular 'trolley dolly' at my local supermarket might reach 6, that’s only because they can tie a shoelace :wink:

If anyone receives a 10 then they are totally inept and stupid.

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