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Is everyone prepared for Halloween?
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
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The problem with the pony poo oriented treats is that they know where you live; but you don't know where they live. It's basically a big protection racket, no more, no less.
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Hmm, that is indeed a problem. Best I stick with option 3, and get a pre-emptive strike in first, from the safety of the bushes at the end of the road!
"He who sows the wind, shall reap the whirlwind!" Arthur 'Bomber' Harris
Bush Tucker Man:
--- Quote from: "sleeplessparadise" ---We are ready, the curtains will be shut tight and the volume kept down on the tv............ so we aren't actually home if they ring the door bell :D
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My sentiments exactly
I used to put a sign on the side (& front) gates, stating No Trick Or Treaters Please, 'Toddler' In Bed!
Used to work as well :D
Sadly, last year I couldn't escape from the 'sheer joy' of it all.
Thankfully, it hasn't been mentioned for this year
Guardian.:
NOT BEING A TOWNIE IS ACE, MY DRIVE OFF A BACK ROAD IS 2 MILES LONG SO WE DO NOT GET VERY MANY VISITORS :D
AND IF WE DID!
NO ONE WOULD KNOW WHERE THEY WENT ANYWAY :twisted:
James.Harwood:
Give them an apple, it will take them all year to work out what to do with it.
GSD primed already :twisted:
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "James.Harwood" ---Give them an apple, it will take them all year to work out what to do with it.
GSD primed already :twisted:
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I can imagine it.
"Ere, wot is dis fing dat dis geezer as given me and me posse?"
"Ifink it is one of dem fings dat u iz sopposed to eat lots of, innit?"
"Wot, like, KFC or Maccy D's?"
"Nah man, it groes on dem tree fings"
"Wot, like my giro and housing benefit and stuff?"
"Yeah, but it is natrel like"
"Wot like my bird's blonde hair?"
"Yeah, but you as got to eat it, encha geez?"
I could go on, but no doubt you are all bored. I'm off to prepare the poo slingshot, and sort out the angles for my field of fire.
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