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Lord Shagg-Pyle:

--- Quote from: "Jesska" ---Yay, Happy Birthday :) they do say a man reaches his prime at 40  :wink:
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Without putting a downer on the above, from what I heard, it is women who peak at 40, and men peak at 17-18 years, hence the notion of 'toy boys'. Something to do with virility apparently, not that I've ever come across that myself. (think about it!)
This could explain, why my wife ,who is 'slightly more advanced in years' than I, looks considerably better than I, from the ageing point of view.
My excuse was that I had a very heavy paper round.

Going back to the original topic of '40', Happy Birthday! You can now officially use the following phrases
1) Tch! Kids of today have got it easy!
2) When I was a youngster, we never stayed in with these computor things!
3) Of course, I'll pick you up from the night club at 3.00am, thats not a problem. After all, who needs sleep?
4) You want to borrow the Disco to go to Newquay with all your mates?
5) Thats not music, turn it down!
6) Er, I think we ought to have a chat about the, er, birds and bees, er, I'm embarrassed.
7) Son, now you are 18.........you can get the first round in!

Some or all of these may apply.

As mentioned, due to the age difference between her Ladyship and myself, I have been using these phrases since the age of 30, hence I know look 'well seasoned', as you can see from the attached picture taken yesterday, after my dear daughter announced that she wanted to stop working and go back back to being a student.
I do so love fiscal servitude! :roll:

Drift:
Ive been 40 for nearly two years  :oops:  in two weeks , and yes I look like that piccy, as my 40'th coincided with my daughter being born so I now feel 80  :lol:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY  :D

J B:
happy birthday  8)

btw, im still 34  :P

SWEETY:
Happy birthday but your not 40 :roll: You have'nt learned yet your only now 04 & next year you will be 14 again :lol:  :lol:

Steven:
Happy Birthday!  :wink:

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