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Bizarre song lyrics
TDi90:
--- Quote from: "BT-R" ---Your body ain't Pamela Anderson,
Its a struggle just to get you in the caravan,
But listen baby girl,
Before I let you lose a pound I'll buy a bigger car,
So listen baby girl,
I love you just the way you are, the way you are
The Way I Are - Timbaland 8)
--- End quote ---
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
annabelle:
8) Thrasher, your music collection sounds as schizophrenic as mine! Didn't like "Fish Rising" but "Green" is one of my all time favourite albums. Never really got into that 60 second "bleuuuggghh" thrash stuff.
shaun and co:
some pills make you larger, and some pills make you small,
but the ones that mother gives you, dont do anything at all.
eh????
Yoshi:
I couldnt pick a line from this one, so i did the whole song!
National Express by The Divine Comedy
Take the national express when your lifes in a mess
Itll make you smile
All human life is here
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings ba ba ba da...
Were going where the air is free
On the national express theres a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
Shell provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in 63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But its hard to get by when your **** is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings ba ba ba da...
Were going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me
When youre sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Dont just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the national express
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
From Shakira, Wherever whenever:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
Oookaay! What is she on about?
It must be something to do with her coming from Columbia and the biggest product of that country is...............not coffee!
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