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« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2007, 09:31:43 »
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DEFRA won't pay you to keep your car as set a side anymore, so you need a more sandy soil to grow carrots!
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« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2007, 10:16:39 »
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Is it because you've seen the light, sold it & are going to buy a Suzuki?  :shock:


Given there is nout as quere as foke, I would have though a jeep wrangler would be more likely.
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« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2007, 10:17:37 »
It's broken from laning yesterday & you want to get out of the housework!

It's so well camouflage keep losing it in the woods!

Your fed up with sweeping the roads behind you.  :shock:
Did everyone see that?  Because I will NOT be doing it again!

 

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« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2007, 10:42:30 »
I am confused!!!!

So what the question?

Why are you not laning today or are you dropping anchor in poo bay?
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« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2007, 15:10:51 »
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I am confused!!!!

So what the question?

Why are you not laning today or are you dropping anchor in poo bay?


thatas for you to decide :D
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« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2007, 15:50:56 »
come on grenni whos won  :lol:
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« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2007, 17:23:49 »
you have been done for speeding in a brown lr and when you go to the police in the morning you are going to show them that your lr is white and not brown.. must be a ringer officer :D
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« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2007, 18:15:56 »
speeding in that thing i don't think so :lol:
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« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2007, 18:44:01 »
its due for a foto shoot with total offroad cant remember when tho, altho you did tell me last weekend  :oops:

now a shot at the funny answer,
 your pig sick of spending hours getting ready to go out getting in clean 90 nice and cleen, and getting out the otherside dirtier than you got the weekend previous when you were offroading, even thought you aint left the tarmac  .... or is that just me ?  :P

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« Reply #39 on: September 23, 2007, 19:56:10 »
Quote from: "TheBlueySilverThing"
its due for a foto shoot with total offroad cant remember when tho, altho you did tell me last weekend  :oops:

now a shot at the funny answer,
 your pig sick of spending hours getting ready to go out getting in clean 90 nice and cleen, and getting out the otherside dirtier than you got the weekend previous when you were offroading, even thought you aint left the tarmac  .... or is that just me ?  :P

dan


Well, correct, but someone beat ya to it !!!! (and you had the unfair advantage of being told)
You are right about the second part too !!!

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« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2007, 19:56:43 »
Quote from: "martha focker"
speeding in that thing i don't think so :lol:


may have been going downhill with the wind behind it.
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« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2007, 19:58:14 »
Quote from: "L90OOK"

Got a glossy photo shoot?


.... :-k



IS THE WINNER OF THE FACT PART :wink:

PM me and i'll send you said prize!!!!!!


Funniest yet to be decided !!!

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« Reply #42 on: September 23, 2007, 21:11:51 »
your just very bored.

fed up with your missus and going out around hanley looking for someone else :lol:
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« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2007, 21:16:20 »
Quote from: GREENI
Quote from: "L90OOK"

Got a glossy photo shoot?


.... :-k



told ya
He been done for speeding :(biglaugh):

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« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2007, 17:20:53 »
Greeni

Received the sticker today...many thanks \:D/
Now to decide which vehicle to put it on :-k
 :roll:
Cheers

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Did everyone see that?  Because I will NOT be doing it again!

 

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« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2007, 17:54:11 »
your selling vehicle and have become more attached to the mud so going to throw it over new landie
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« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2007, 18:32:45 »
Quote from: "L90OOK"
Greeni

Received the sticker today...many thanks \:D/
Now to decide which vehicle to put it on :-k
 :roll:
Cheers

Jamie


Pleasure's all mine fella 8)

Now to decide the funny one !!!

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« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2007, 18:47:53 »
Why are you not laning today or are you dropping anchor in poo bay?
THATS FUNNY HAVE JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #48 on: September 25, 2007, 18:50:49 »
Quote from: L90OOK
Greeni

Received the sticker today...many thanks \:D/
Now to decide which vehicle to put it on

SEND IT TO ME IF YOU WANT.iV'E GOT LOADS OF ROOM FOR IT ON THE LANDY
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« Reply #49 on: September 25, 2007, 19:32:08 »
its as dirty as his rear end so he wnats to stand out when he stands next to it :lol:
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« Reply #50 on: September 27, 2007, 09:13:45 »
Quote from: "Boggert"
You cannot find the cat, but have noticed a cat shape lump under the mud?



IS the winner of the funny bit !!!! All though Jonboys gay comment was good....

I have cats, that's what did it !!

PM me for your prize !!

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« Reply #51 on: September 27, 2007, 16:58:50 »
congrats to you :lol:

now can i have one because your a nice bloke :lol:
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« Reply #52 on: September 27, 2007, 17:02:32 »
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congrats to you :lol:

now can i have one because your a nice bloke :lol:


I'll bring you one tonight  8)

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« Reply #53 on: September 27, 2007, 17:27:22 »
cheers buddy :D
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