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Being a Police Officer in the Uk
Biodiesel-Bev:
I think they missed the bit where the Brit PC gives the man the telephone number of his local anger management meeting, details of a nice social worker, and then gives him his collar number just in case the man with the knife wants to make a complaint about him!!! :roll:
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---I think they missed the bit where the Brit PC gives the man the telephone number of his local anger management meeting, details of a nice social worker, and then gives him his collar number just in case the man with the knife wants to make a complaint about him!!! :roll:
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Is that before or after the Peace Circle manouver has been carried out?
Biodiesel-Bev:
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---I think they missed the bit where the Brit PC gives the man the telephone number of his local anger management meeting, details of a nice social worker, and then gives him his collar number just in case the man with the knife wants to make a complaint about him!!! :roll:
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Is that before or after the Peace Circle manouver has been carried out?
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'Peace Circle Manouver'? That's a new one on me, don't need these fancy techniques whilst lurking in the background and driving fast cars. :tongue:
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---I think they missed the bit where the Brit PC gives the man the telephone number of his local anger management meeting, details of a nice social worker, and then gives him his collar number just in case the man with the knife wants to make a complaint about him!!! :roll:
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Is that before or after the Peace Circle manouver has been carried out?
--- End quote ---
'Peace Circle Manouver'? That's a new one on me, don't need these fancy techniques whilst lurking in the background and driving fast cars. :tongue:
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Its in the Manual of Guidance. What you do is get everybody round in circle and discuss your innermost feelings while hugging dafodils. If nothing else, it makes the opposition wet themselves laughing, then when they are incapacitated, you hit them with big bunches of lillies, then handcuff them with organically grown hemp rope cable ties, which are useful as you can 'recycle' them afterwards, apparently, if you know what I mean, not that I've ever done that sort of thing! :shock:
Biodiesel-Bev:
Manual of Guidance! Stop using that filthy language near me! I'm more on a par with the old school of thinking, all this Fairness in Action drivle, Blah! Flog them with birches, bring back the stocks and send them into National Service, Crikey, I sound like my dad!!
What's with the scarey avatar LSP, and you've gone all poetic on us. :shock:
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