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Highlander1:
Mary White house is here to stay


  Mow Mowlem bless her I wish she'd visit the primary school playgrounds.

I was shocked the other day when I took wee fella to the shinty oh the deleted expletives sorry naughty words had me recoiling in my wellingtons.

 :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :roll:

I once took my wife to the pub for dinner there were a crowd of guy's letting off steam in the corner and I asked the landlord if there was a place we could go which didn't involve listening to foul naughty rude and obscene words. He reminded me they are all found in the oxford dictionary.

He told me that If I didn't feel comfortable to leave co's he'd have to shut the bar due to loss of customers in his hotel if he banned exeryone using wee naughty words.

I walk down any high street at dinner time and can honestly say that the language is deplorable every second word is very very very naughty indeed and the ones using it are very naughty school children.

Turn on the telly and There's wee bleep noises on before 9pm then after it's naughty word time again.

Well I just dispair  Please bring back Mary White house.

Even the wee boy in neighbours used the word Flikin. Which was a way of deleting a very naughty word.

Well done for getting back on track.

Right  now we have to ban the pop groups goodness gratious have you heard the lyrics on those youngsters walkmen sorry Ipods.

Hoots mon ban the pop groups ban the computer games get back to good old BBC and ban anyone who goes beep or bears their bottom.

It all started when the children of today stopped being flogged with canes and big leather belts for using very naghty words in the playground.

Get everyone back to Sunday school boy scouts Boys Brigade girl guides and any I left out like Army cadets space cadets.

Stop watching tv with beeps at dinner time and get the family round the table for dinner to discuss the days schooling activities. No more of this eating dinner in front of the tv listening to beeps.

Ban the tv and you know I listened to Radio four the other day and heard the naughty word begining with F and anding in k used.

 Oh what has happened to society. We have turned into a heathenous race of impure thoughts and morals.

I must think pure thoughts, I must think pure thoughts I must think pure thoughts go away oh heathen there I am cured of my mortal sins.And will go forth and multiply somewhere else good day my friends

Jamin:
Unfortunately its called evolution of language.
Without which we would be speaking a very different tongue.

Its only since the dictionary was formed and the standardisation of the English language that these things have begun to bee seen as wrong.

Words become commonly used and they lose there significance as being offensive (with some exceptions),  you would have been stoned to death a few hundred years ago for blasphemy. Now you can shout "Jesus" on receipt of your mechanics bill without a second thought.

Some start off as being common language and gradually become offensive. Apparently a London street used by prostitutes was once called GropeEDITe Lane, later renamed Threadneedle street.

Things are likely to get worse with Americanization (arrrgh a Z)  and TXT SPK!  :D

lambert:
Throughout human recorded history the parental generation has despaired of the child generation and a perceived lack of moral fortitude. Such is the human condition and best we can do is adapt. After all they say to stagnate is to die. :lol:

Eeyore:
Be that was it will, we still won't have rudey words in here  :wink:

Cheers
 8)
Eeyore

Jamin:
I find it funny that these words become acceptable to be used when you are discussing if they are acceptable.

Once saw something on tv where they were discussing the most taboo words that could be used on tv with all of them being uttered as many times as possible.

Yet if someone lets one slip out in any context in normal tv they are jumped on and denounced as being vile.

ooh... and i once burnt a page from a chemistry book in a lesson, with consent of the teacher as it contained the incorrect spelling of sulphur! :D

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