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Lord Shagg-Pyle:
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--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---I've been away for a few days. Has it really got this heavy? Crazeee! As a result of this the masive amount of interest in this thread, I have now changed my eating and shopping habits.
I now shop only at Fortnum and Masons, as I find their foie gras is of such finer quality than Harrods.
As for Tescos, well, all I can say is that I wouldn't park my BMW works carraige anywhere near a place that quite plainly attracts such unwarranted attention! :shock:
I hope you realise that you all have behaved very badly and were the topic of conversation at the after dinner servant beating at Sandringham last weekend!
Believe me, a certain cousin of mine was not amused, and her hubby was on about horse whips! But enough of his personal preferences!
I must go as I have to go and get the house boy to polish the patrol car. One does have certain standards to keep up in Hampshar, don't cha know?
Tally Ho, chocks away, first one to bag Billy the Burglar gets a medal, hurrah!
P.S thanks most awfullly to Highlander1, for the most satisfying peasant shooting. Sorry, did I say peasant? I meant grouse. Much the same thing really! Time for a skinny dip, lorks a lordy, then back for a hot crumpet! Chin chin!
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Oh dear god LSP you have lost the plot totally.... any how My dad has an account at Fortumns.... oh now its catching and I am loosing the plot.
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It all depends on your definition of normality, old boy! If all about you are losing their minds, then you must be ok. At least that is what the trick cyclist told me. Cluck, squeak, parp, hyphen!
cardiff_gareth:
--- Quote from: "wizard" ---I called the cops out once. three little scum bags slashed my tyres, mrs wizards tyres and a mates tyres.
I gave the copper the scum bags names, phone numbers and addresses and he recons there is nothing they can do !!!!!
no wonder they all hang about Tesco's
wizard
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yes but you also know who they are and where they live etc so in time, when its all forgotten about Wizard may use the aveda kadava spell !!
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