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landy4x4xfar:
i liked this bit


--- Quote --- plus a subsidized canteen offering traditional Sino-Asian food***, and chips.
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now thats what i call a selling point
--- Quote ---taking the best of early 1980’s British workmanship and the latest in Chinese materials. We expect production capacity to be around 200’000 vehicles per year at Wongbridge, with deliveries to our growing dealer network starting later in the year** as per plan”. Chelfing are at pains to refute claims in the local media (namely, the lying dogs at the Redditch Standard) that it will import 100% of the new labour force from the far east. Mr Giddur explains “Due to the highly competitive nature of the UK Automotive market, we cannot achieve the cost-targets required by using UK labour alone. Therefore it is possible that we will bring in a few containers of Sino-Asian labour to help us keep costs to a minimum. Keep on Chelfing”.
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Lord Shagg-Pyle:
Well, I'm convinced! NOT!
Although it has to be said that the way that has been written is so ridiculous, it could well be true, which is a very scary thought! :shock:

SHERMAN TANK:
Looks like them crafty chinese have re-branded rover,  :lol:  :lol:

All them containers of our eastern friends will be docking at Longbridge. :roll:

wing nut:
wongbridge lol and 30 day scooter warranty  :D  :D  :D

Yoshi:

--- Quote ---Another Industry first ! Not only were Chelfing the first company to give you 9 cupholders and koalaskin seats, we now offer integrated George Foreman Grill in the glovebox*. Enjoy a hot, freshly prepared snack from the convenience of your drivers seat, no need to stop at services to get your hotdog ! Grill only available on GGLS model, and replaces woman's side airbag.
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Hurrah, a useful extra for the travelling person :D

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