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Bush Tucker Man:

--- Quote from: "Dave_" ---I work on the buses  and regularly get people saying a road name and just expecting you to know where it is.!

I drive 60 odd routes through 9 towns.... i dont know every single road name i go down!


pubs on the other hand!! :lol:
--- End quote ---


It's a similar situation for us, 60,000+ patients a year pass through the departments doors & they think we'll remember them :lol:

Obviously some we do remember, or wish to forget; regular attenders (100 'presentations' a year in some cases!!), abusive/violent drunks, homeless, 'psych-cases', self-harmers, etc, etc.....

Pubs, I remember, even though I'm tee-total. They're just good landmarks

hairyasswelder:
As a welder I used to make mining equipment which was heavy duty stuff.
I would lay approx 2 feet of weld (10mm fillet) and move to the next one,
Someone would always ask 'is that hot' while it was still glowing  :roll:

dazliss:
Not exactly a stupid question but it is completely true and deserves a mention.

 was working in the wood mill of a builders merchant several years ago when a customer approched me and told me he needed some wood,
"no problem" I replied, "what kind of wood are you after"

"Tree wood" he replied, Priceless!!!!! :?

diggerdog36:
Forces lads will appreciate this, when you get leave and go home, the first question people ask is....

"when do you go back?"

"Ive just <edit> got here!!!

is my reply!!!"

diggerdog36:
Aswell, not long ago I got a flight in a Tornado Jet, and we had a technical problem, when I got home I told my mam about the fault and emergency state......her response,

Did you have to ejaculate?
Eject mam, you eject!!!

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