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Skibum346:

--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---5) Q:Where's your sense of humour?
    A: At the end of this baton. If you look closely, you can just see it (tap tap on the forehead) There it is!
--- End quote ---


Love it... reminds me of the old army fable...

RSM is inspecting troops.. places pace stick on chest of a soldier and screams at him... "soldier there is a piece of sh... on the end of my stick!"

Soldier responds.... "Well it's not on my end sir"   :shock:

Needless to say there was some very quick "deft, dight"ing* going on shortly thereafter!

*For those that don't get it... normal marching pace is something like 70 paces to the minute... but if you get "jailed" it's 120 paces to the minute... and "deft, dight" is what "left, right" turn into at the hands of a drill Sgt

Mareng:
Not so much stupid questions, but some can get riite annoying sometimes..

"why does the army need boats"

and

"Why do you wear Navy uniform when your in the army"

are two of the most frequent, I get fed up with answering them, especially when we are alongside Poole harbour and every other person asks the same question.

The best one, by a mile, is

"what does A-R-M-Y stand for???"

Then of course there is the standard "have you ever shot anyone" or "what do you think of the war in Iraq"

edy:
we was always told never to ask anyone in the army if they have shot anyone.

TDi90:
LSP, make me ROAR!
god thats funny!
 i love it! tell me more!
R

Manicminer:
I went to one of the local garages today to see if I could squeeze my car in for an MOT.
Walked up to the mechanic and opened up the conversation with "Are you busy?" the instant reply was "Yea, it's where I work"

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