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whose made a total prat of themselves then lets have a laugh

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wrecker:
i went to a local boy racer meet around my way when i had a normall car and only been driving for a week or so,

i was standing there waching these guys doing burnouts and hand breake turns and thought i could do that just as good,

so turned up,got on the line,hand breake up,revs up dump the cluch and the tyres bit,broke the hand break cable,shot accross the car park and into a trolly park :oops:  :oops:  :oops:

and yes,wrote off my car,and trolly park and had to pay for it too :oops:
it cost £1250 for one of those,o and got a big telling off from mum and dad when they found out :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

mark

johnpirate:
How many do you want !!.I was taxi driving one night picked up a regular passenger who had a bit of a thing for me.Took her towards Hartshead Pike.For those not local a well known courting area.Pulled over to the side of a country lane.Put the passenger seat down made my move and the car slid sideways into a drainage ditch.I had no chance of getting it out radioed for assistance.Was asked what happened. "I was aiming for a hole missed and found a lot bigger hole !!."Got a lift back of my mate he took the mickey all the way.The day after we went up to recover the car a Post office van had tried to get round and slid into the ditch on the other side.We got mine out set off in time to see a very angry Postie :lol: .We didnt hang around to chat.Although the farmer had been on the phone to the taxi firm and the boss was on his way to have a look when I sneeked out the end of the lane.

Highlander1:
:(biglaugh):

You just reminded me of my mate coming round to my garage years ago with his metro.

He'd been out with his grilfriend to a quiet spot when she put her feet on the windscreen and his windscren popped out.

Didn't shatter I spent the afternoon putting it back in wetting my self laughing every so often. :lol:

ken110:
My dad got a brand new 200tdi defender when they first came out, me and my brother were playing with it in the fields when we decided to race the tractor and defender... defender won hands down. but as my brother slowed for a tight gate, i realised I was still doing 30 in a 5ton lump with baldy tyres.  ploughed into the back of the landy and managed to push it through a dry stone wall. dad wasn't amused :oops:  :oops:

bilge rat:
kool,
 drove a ford transit when i was about 9 then a cortina , thought i could drive, so reversed me mums triumph vittesse up the drive. it got the better of me as i passed me mum while she was talking to a neighbour. luckily the wall at the top of the drive stopped me. oops. cheers alan.....

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