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Keri:
She walks in to meet her boy friend for a meal, who tells her he's breaking up with her because he's gay, shes so distraught she runs as fast as she can out of the resturant in tears not thinking what she doing she runs into the road to hear the screech of brakes, as she turns a bus smashes into her.......


Im wrong but still  :lol:

Yoshi:
Ok, there was a green man in the restaurant, he got up, his trousers dropped, she ran out and got ran over by the bus, i.e. never cross the road while the green mans flashing ;) lol

richo:
Sod your riddle i'm off to watch a dvd ,can't get my head round it

Buddha:
She's a bus driver on her break. Half way through her meal she realises that she didn't apply the parking brake when parking her bus. Leaps and makes for her bus to apply the brake properly, only for it to mow her down?

Jake:

--- Quote from: "thermidorthelobster" ---A woman walks into a restaurant.  Half way through the meal, she gets up, runs out of the restaurant and is run over by a bus.  Why?
--- End quote ---


Because she saw Gordon Ramseys handsome face which put her off her meal then she got run over by a steam powered bus which she didn't hear it coming?
 :lol:

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