Topic: You'll hate this (Read 13254 times)

The Ant Hill Mob · « **Reply #30 on:** May 30, 2007, 13:17:05 »

Was she perhaps due on a ship of some description?
A As a passenger
B As one of the crew (including hairdressers, etc on cruise ships)
C As the captain?

Is she blind
Is she deaf

Does it matter that it's a woman?

beast5680 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 30, 2007, 13:20:57 »

i cant take it anymore

TDi90 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 30, 2007, 13:45:05 »

LOL @ Beast!!

Lord Shagg-Pyle · « **Reply #33 on:** May 30, 2007, 13:45:14 »

Quote from: "thermidorthelobster"

No fire alarm, no demons, no fortune teller. It's a complex story and asking questions will help :D

Sorry, I'm sticking with the theory of demonic possesion and she was being chased by an old and a young priest armed with a cross. Seems logical to me.

Bishops Finger · « **Reply #34 on:** May 30, 2007, 13:50:15 »

She'd heard Big Brother was back on TV...

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #35 on:** May 30, 2007, 15:17:15 »

Quote from: "Red Defender"

she was late to catch the red jet so ran out of the restaurant and was half way across the street when she noticed it had left early again and was so distraught at missing it she didn't notice the bus ? am i close ? :D

Nope... not even close.

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #36 on:** May 30, 2007, 15:18:15 »

Quote from: "The Ant Hill Mob"

Was she perhaps due on a ship of some description?
A As a passenger
B As one of the crew (including hairdressers, etc on cruise ships)
C As the captain?

Is she blind
Is she deaf

Does it matter that it's a woman?

She had been a passenger on a ship. She is not blind or deaf. The story is built around a woman but you could reverse it and make her a man.

Welshbreed · « **Reply #37 on:** May 30, 2007, 16:03:16 »

was she sane?

...Old?

...Simple?

...Blond?

...In financial debt due to buying a cruise ship ticket?

...wearing pink?

...a driver?

...daft?

am I close with any of these?

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2007, 16:05:38 »

Quote from: "Welshbreed"

was she sane?

...Old?

...Simple?

...Blond?

...In financial debt due to buying a cruise ship ticket?

...wearing pink?

...a driver?

...daft?

am I close with any of these?

She was sane. The rest are false or irrelevant.

I'll give you a clue... she had been married.

Welshbreed · « **Reply #39 on:** May 30, 2007, 16:10:59 »

she was having lunch, and remembered how she had been told she had syphilis which had given her dementia. She also remembered that she had a cruse ship ticket, went to cross the road, to the port enterance and due to the dementia kicking in, she forgot how roads work.

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #40 on:** May 30, 2007, 16:13:10 »

Nope...

If I were you I'd be trying to establish what she was doing in the restaurant, and what had happened on her holiday. Things like what she ate might have a bearing on it too. :twisted:

Welshbreed · « **Reply #41 on:** May 30, 2007, 16:15:54 »

was it fish. i hate fish. if i had got served a plain fish dinner, i'd jump infront of a bus

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #42 on:** May 30, 2007, 16:18:35 »

It wasn't, no. But it's not entirely unrelated to fish.

Jake · « **Reply #43 on:** May 30, 2007, 19:11:26 »

Quote from: "beast5680"

i cant take it anymore

Like Beast5680, i too have lost the will to live
:?

Lord Shagg-Pyle · « **Reply #44 on:** May 30, 2007, 19:25:48 »

She was being chased by Goblins with big pointy sticks?

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #45 on:** May 30, 2007, 20:16:24 »

No... If people are getting bored already then you're gonna be chewing your own arms off by the time we get to an answer :lol:

minty · « **Reply #46 on:** May 30, 2007, 20:35:22 »

was there a power cut ?? :?

Welshbreed · « **Reply #47 on:** May 30, 2007, 21:05:56 »

was the restaurant on the cruise ship, and on the tannoy someone said, if you look to the right you can see a school of fish. being the keen fisherwoman, she ran out of the place, got hit in the face by a boy wielding a toy bus, and fell into the sea, where she drowned?

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #48 on:** May 30, 2007, 21:45:08 »

No power cut, and the restaurant wasn't on the cruise ship.

Lord Shagg-Pyle · « **Reply #49 on:** May 30, 2007, 21:46:01 »

Elves on tame unicorns with sharpened quava fruit?

Bishops Finger · « **Reply #50 on:** May 30, 2007, 21:48:27 »

Either when the meal was served crispy wontons had been ordered and they were not crispy enough....or she was asked to decide the Cheese n Onion or Salt n Vinegar crisp conundrum...... :lol: :lol:

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #51 on:** May 30, 2007, 21:59:42 »

What she ate IS relevant. But it wasn't wontons or crisps, and no elves were involved.

adafish · « **Reply #52 on:** May 30, 2007, 22:07:01 »

Quote from: "thermidorthelobster"

Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "thermidorthelobster"
Quote from: "Sharpshooter"
Because she walked infront of the bus whilst it was moving. The fact of the meal is irrelivant. :D :D

Well, yeah, but why did she do that?
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Because she was a mentalist?

She might have been, but that's not relevant :P

......." she had an ill elephant" whats all that about

TDi90 · « **Reply #53 on:** May 31, 2007, 14:01:45 »

HOLD ON, LET ME GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE. YOU ON YOUR OWN GUESSED THE ANSWER IN TWO DAYS.
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN GOING LONGER THEN 2 DAYS WITH OVER 6000 MEMBERS ON HERE AND WE STILL HAVE NOT GUESSED IT?!

either thermidor you are a genious, or we are all <EDIT> stupid!!!

Rob

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #54 on:** May 31, 2007, 14:12:31 »

Yebbut in 2 days I asked a whole lot of questions, and I didn't have to wait 3 hours for an answer... Believe me, you have a long way to go yet!

TDi90 · « **Reply #55 on:** May 31, 2007, 14:22:15 »

ok, question:

is this a never ending story where you can make up waht you want and it depends on how you interpret it?

like a shaggy dog story... i guess.
R

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #56 on:** May 31, 2007, 14:25:39 »

No, one member has already PMd me to confirm the answer. (But he didn't guess, he'd heard it before.)

You need to find out what she was eating, and what happened on the cruise ship.

Bishops Finger · « **Reply #57 on:** May 31, 2007, 15:08:36 »

Were chickens or wheel barrows involved... :lol: 8)

CaptainColourful · « **Reply #58 on:** May 31, 2007, 17:13:37 »

Was she

just back from a country where they drive on the right hand side of the road ?

eating an ice cream ?

dashing back to the cruise ship before it sailed ?

thermidorthelobster · « **Reply #59 on:** May 31, 2007, 17:14:55 »

Quote

Were chickens or wheel barrows involved...

No... I can't imagine where you were going with that one!

No to the ice cream, driving on the right or dashing back to the ship.

News:

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