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datalas:

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--- Quote from: "datalas" ---She was a sensible woman, and had just been handed the several thousand pound bill for a sandwich in london...
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Actually, it's relevant that the restaurant wasn't in London, but Southampton.
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That explains everything,  she tasted the water and ran out into the street to upchuck ;)

Either that or she couldn't stomach being in southampton any longer ;)  the place is so dull even the busses are depressed (they're the blue line)

landy4x4xfar:

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A woman walks into a restaurant.  Half way through the meal, she gets up, runs out of the restaurant and is run over by a bus.  Why?
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she is blind and hears the fire alarm and runs out on the street "splat" :twisted:  :twisted:

Lord Shagg-Pyle:
She was possesed by Demons?

Welshbreed:
a fortune teller once told her she'd die outside a restauraunt in southhampton. she remembered this halfway though the meal and ran as fast as she could away from the restauraunt, so she wouldn't die. But she does and the fortune teller finally gets something right.

thermidorthelobster:
No fire alarm, no demons, no fortune teller.  It's a complex story and asking questions will help  :D

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