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FAO; Lord Shagg-Pyle
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
I had a look at one of these when I visited the Met Public Order School a couple of years ago.
Not good if you suffer from clostra, claustrp, clorstrap,............fear of enclosed spaces (and bad spelling!)
Needless to say, pants a response car!
Boggert:
Yep our traffic have a couple of those BMW's, they love them uprated engine and suspension, good on the corners they say and great in a straight line. Plus they can carry a horse. :shock:
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "Boggert" ---Yep our traffic have a couple of those BMW's, they love them uprated engine and suspension, good on the corners they say and great in a straight line. Plus they can carry a horse. :shock:
--- End quote ---
But why? Why would your traffic bods want to carry a horse in their BMW? It would dump everywhere and it would not be a good replacement for HiViz signs or flashing lights! Trust me, I know horses, and they are good for nothing except turning money into poop, biting and kicking humans and occasionally making ladies happy! I don't how they do that, I wish I knew!
Oh gawd, too much Leffe. My tongue feels furry!
Boggert:
Well I take it you havn't met some of the lasses that fall out of the clubs fighting in a Friday night where I work... not a pretty sight at all... the local bop and pop (Night club) is know affectionally as the "Stables" for one reason only....SHUDDER
Lord Shagg-pyle you need to sell the nags and spend the money you save on a new defender! Hmmmmm I guess you would have to put up with some serious nagging then. :lol:
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "Boggert" ---Well I take it you havn't met some of the lasses that fall out of the clubs fighting in a Friday night where I work... not a pretty sight at all... the local bop and pop (Night club) is know affectionally as the "Stables" for one reason only....SHUDDER
Lord Shagg-pyle you need to sell the nags and spend the money you save on a new defender! Hmmmmm I guess you would have to put up with some serious nagging then. :lol:
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Well dear chap, it had crossed my mind, but it is a like the Sword of Damocles hanging over my head!
The deal was, the lasses get the horses, I get the Disco to 'help' transport the horses, horse poo, horse feed, horse blankets etc etc around, hence 'No horses, No Disco'!
SWMBO has suggested dumping the Disco to go for a smaller estate car. I suggested she be get rid of that idea, or I would look for a nubile female Landy babe and scoot off with my pension! Ha! that kept her quiet for all of a minute!
I am adding salt to the wound by saying " I really fancy a WW2 Wilys Jeep".
Its very nice out here in the doghouse, especially now the warm weather is getting closer.
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