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piggysteve:
Too true and try to get anything mended it's amazing how quickly horse rugs get stitched up compared to my ripped jeans. Usually ripped doing fencing for the nags at that.
Damn can't get the picture of Zaras legs out of my mind now.
Cheers fellow widower.
Steve
Ben:
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I like Epsom Green, but I think it'll end up being Oxford Blue if Sarah has anything to do with it :D
Ben
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Now I am confused! An Epsom Green baby or an Oxford Blue baby! Ah well, the wonders of modern science!
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That'll be the disco then! I'm hoping the baby will be relatively human - after all half it's genes wil be from the wife. It's the other half that worries me :shock: I thinkI'm human!
Ben
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
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--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
--- Quote from: "Ben" ---Hmm...
I like Epsom Green, but I think it'll end up being Oxford Blue if Sarah has anything to do with it :D
Ben
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Now I am confused! An Epsom Green baby or an Oxford Blue baby! Ah well, the wonders of modern science!
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That'll be the disco then! I'm hoping the baby will be relatively human - after all half it's genes wil be from the wife. It's the other half that worries me :shock: I thinkI'm human!
Ah yes, but look at it this way. It could be worse! You could have a Disco that needs regular feeding, makes a mess, drops liquids and makes bad smells at the most inappropriate moments!
No, wait a minute! Discos do that anyway! At least mine does! perhaps I have a Disco/Human mutation! :shock: Oh, woe! What monster have I created?
Ben
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