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1st april

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Steven:
I forgot all about it  :lol:

solihull-mick:
Had a lazy morning, worked late last night, missus rings me, still a bit sleepy, she says that the two rear tyres on my td5 are flat, S**T i said, running out in my boxers to find her and her mom grinning,  :shock:  got me hook line and sinker, oh well

bezzabsa:

--- Quote from: "solihull-mick" ---Had a lazy morning, worked late last night, missus rings me, still a bit sleepy, she says that the two rear tyres on my td5 are flat, S**T i said, running out in my boxers to find her and her mom grinning,  :shock:  got me hook line and sinker, oh well
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PMSL :D:D:D

Lord Shagg-Pyle:
I did read an article in a work related mag, that bees were being trained to seek out and identify terrorists who were carrying explosives.
Apparently, the bees have been trained using a similar system to the Pavlov's Dog theory i.e they have been put on blocks of explosive that has been coated in sugar water, which the bees have then lapped up with their tongues.
Hence they now poke their tongues out when they smell or get near explosives.

When I first read the article over a cuppa at half 5 in the morning, I thought "Its amazing what they can do nowadays". It got me for at least half an hour, until I thought "Bull Cr*p!"

However I later found this link


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/1986769.stm


I'll leave it up to you to make up your own minds.
I'm now off to pick some spaghetti off the tree for dinner tomorrow.

Range Rover Red:

--- Quote from: "solihull-mick" ---Had a lazy morning, worked late last night, missus rings me, still a bit sleepy, she says that the two rear tyres on my td5 are flat, S**T i said, running out in my boxers to find her and her mom grinning,  :shock:  got me hook line and sinker, oh well
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That's not funny.  Both my n/s tyres are flat for real.  One's got a nail in it and the other has developed a dodgy valve in the last few days, hissing out air as fast as I can pump it in and it's flat within 5 minutes.

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