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how to get a free upgrade on british airways...
hobbit:
Wonder if they had a partial refund on the fair :?
the loon:
can imagine the stewardess going along the plane....champagne sir....champange madam ....champagne sir.......formaldihide madam #-o
annabelle:
:?: Hi Barnhill 4x4, I used to be cabin crew - having worked on many aircraft types, I can't think of anywhere else a corpse could be safely and hygenically stowed? Overhead locker? jump seat in the flight deck? first class galley? carefully manipulated into an empty catering trolley? I think not!
DarrenG:
But would they really proceed on a 9hr flight? Surely if the departure airport was closer they would return? Even using a toilet compartment as storage would be better than a seat adjacent to passengers!
Mind you if rigor mortis set in you'd never get a body out of an economy class seat!
annabelle:
:) Definately return to departure airport if only a short while into a flight. I am sure the trauma suffered by the other first class passengers was soothed by a suitable monetary reward. To be honest not a lot will happen to that dead body, I mean its not going to start decomposing in a matter of hours is it. Toilets are out, required for joining mile high club, long flight you know!
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