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muddyjames:
Where I used to live a battery hen farm went up in flames and hundreds of chickens got burnt to death. The smell of roast chicken was amazing though.
I have always said that if I could survive on being a veggie I would as I HATE the way animals are treated. I was at a market in Hereford once and the guys rounding the sheep up were shaking bags behind them and forcing the last few sheep onto thier lorry.
Before anyone says anything, I was a veggie once for a month and I ate all the right food and still lost a stone in weight in 4 weeks. Ther isnt a lot of me to start with a 1 stone is dangerous for me. It did open my eyes up to other food though like veggie burgers etc. yummy.
beast5680:
--- Quote from: "muddyjames" ---Where I used to live a battery hen farm went up in flames and hundreds of chickens got burnt to death. The smell of roast chicken was amazing though.
I have always said that if I could survive on being a veggie I would as I HATE the way animals are treated. I was at a market in Hereford once and the guys rounding the sheep up were shaking bags behind them and forcing the last few sheep onto thier lorry.
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this is because sheep are stupid and shaking a bag at them is better than the old way of electric prods to load them :lol:
07DefenderSeb:
--- Quote from: "beast5680" ---this is because sheep are stupid and shaking a bag at them is better than the old way of electric prods to load them :lol:
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I would happily take these now redundant cattle prods and employ them in the supermarket when i see plebs putting rubbish in their trolleys.
Perhaps I could use a points system:
2 second blast with the cattle prod for normal milk
5 second blast with the cattle prod for half dozen battery eggs
10 second blast with the cattle prod for 1 battery chicken
10 second blast with the cattle prod for intensively reared pork
So, for example if Mrs Pleb puts a dozen eggs, a battery chicken and two packets of pork chops in her trolley for her family she'll be rewarded with a 34 second blast from my re-used cattle prod :D :shock:
I am aware that this email is politically incorrect, but then rules are made to be broken aren't they?
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
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--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---Without geeting on a soapbox, check the net for farmers markets, localmeat and vegatable producers and you will be surprised at what you get, especially the quality.
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And often cheaper too.
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---Local breweries for Norfolk, try Woodfordes of Woodbastwick!
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Mmm....... I remember (or maybe not!) a rather pleasant few pints of Nelsons Revenge :lol: But Nog is by far my favourite =P~
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Nelsons Revenge, nice. Nog, sweet! Adrmirals Reserve, makes my tongue go furry and my head fuzzy!
Check out their home brew kits!
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "07DefenderSeb" ---
--- Quote from: "beast5680" ---this is because sheep are stupid and shaking a bag at them is better than the old way of electric prods to load them :lol:
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I would happily take these now redundant cattle prods and employ them in the supermarket when i see plebs putting rubbish in their trolleys.
Perhaps I could use a points system:
2 second blast with the cattle prod for normal milk
5 second blast with the cattle prod for half dozen battery eggs
10 second blast with the cattle prod for 1 battery chicken
10 second blast with the cattle prod for intensively reared pork
So, for example if Mrs Pleb puts a dozen eggs, a battery chicken and two packets of pork chops in her trolley for her family she'll be rewarded with a 34 second blast from my re-used cattle prod :D :shock:
I am aware that this email is politically incorrect, but then rules are made to be broken aren't they?
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I was always told that 'rules are for fools, and for the guidance of others'.
Perhaps not the best motto to live by, considering my vocation, but it has saved a few people getting points! :wink:
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