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Bob696:
I find them entertaining  :twisted:

"Are you the home owner sir?"
"No"
"Is it rented?"
"No"
"Are you responsible for electric/gas/upkeep/windows?"
"No"
"Is the homeowner available?"
"No"
<wait silently and patiantly whilst they try and figure out where the script went wrong (recored so far with a bit of humming is just under 90 secs)>
"I'll call back at a more conveniant time then"
"No"

Very entertaining when it is peeing down  :twisted:

Colin 009:
Oh if its raining I say hold on I'll just get the owner and just leave them outside waiting :evil:

beattiedh:
1) Get a front door that opens outwards. Mine does and when i go to get the door it take a bit of a shove and the never seems to be anybody there. Very odd.

2) As follows
"Is the homeowner in?"
"Yes, you wait there and i'll go and get them"
Then go back in and carry on what you were doing. Very good inrain or snow.

Works on the phone even better.
"Hello is Mrs/Mr xxx there please?"
"Hang i'll just get them"
then leave the phone on the side occasionally going back and saying "they are just coming" or "won't be a mo" but going away again before the can answer. They normally go away after about 5 mins and don't call again.

Dunc (33 going on 12)

Colin 009:
Ah the door opening outward ploy :-k  very clever

diesel_boy:
i had one from 3moblie phone from india  i said that i dont want one thay said ok  2days later  the fone went 3moblie want a fone ok yes tell me about it then !! as i swiched on the radio then gave them a bit of radio1 for 30mins thay neaver rang back    :lol:  :wink:

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