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Cold Callers #+%$&~#
Colin 009:
Ian_s wrote:
"sorry, i dont live here, i'm just stealing the TV"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
V8MoneyPit:
:lol: Now, I like that one... must remember it for next time.
I friend's brother was at Bible college for many years and some of his learning was picked up by my friend. On one occasion when I was visiting, a Jehovahs Witness called. Andy was stood there for 3/4 hour quoting the Bible at them... they were feverishly flicking through to be able to come up with answers!
pritch:
--- Quote from: "V8MoneyPit" ---I friend's brother was at Bible college for many years and some of his learning was picked up by my friend. On one occasion when I was visiting, a Jehovahs Witness called. Andy was stood there for 3/4 hour quoting the Bible at them... they were feverishly flicking through to be able to come up with answers!
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I used to live with a Pagan witch for a while.
That was amusing if he answered the door to Jehovahs Witnesses. He'd stand there for 15-20 seconds, silently grinning and then just say "I'm a witch!"
Range Rover Blues:
Cold callers? anyone want a tape recording of my dogs?
I got sick of the 'phone calls too so was very pleased when Julie suggested to telephone preference service. Now I'm regestered it's a rap on their knuckles if they call me by mistake from the cube-farm!
One downside though, I wanted Cold-Seal to ring one last time:
"yes, I'm thinking of replacing the back door, the one I have is s**t, leaks water, won't shut properly, hinges sagged, peice of c**p really."
when they ask me where it came from I can say "you fitted it".
They've already stopped calling at the door......
m0awb:
--- Quote from: "Colin 009" ---Trouble with that is most of the callers dont speak English round here.
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Fit a CCTV system, they understand sign language :)
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