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Stuck Police van!!
Bush Tucker Man:
--- Quote from: "Boggert" ---I had a guy in the street cpme up to me and say "Hi mate I just bought one of your old police cars"
A nice ice breaker, but he wasn't happy when I explained it was probably thrashed to death...
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I read a similar story in an old copy of 'LRO'(?) concerning the proud owner of an ex-Police Range Rover, who was stopped by an Officer who remembered it. "4 years old & only for 30,000 miles is it?" (said new owner)
Officer told him "Plus the other 200,000" :lol: :lol: (that had been added by the odometer going over twice)
Bush Tucker Man:
Digressing somewhat, but still on the topic of Officers of The Law.
I was told about a patient we had whilst I was on my last batch of days off.
He'd tried to outrun a 'Canine Officer' (Alsation) & had been caught by it. Received a bit of a 'chewing'.
Kicked the Dog. :evil:
Was caught by the Dog again
Officers took some time (several minutes :wink: ) locating said scrote & Dog.
Scrote was allegedly 'well chewed' by the time the Officers found him (serves the sod right)
I even heard that he reckoned he could have outrun the Dog, so my collegue who dealt with him asked, if he's that fast, can we could propose him for the London Olympic team???
Not too sure of the reply :lol: :lol:
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man" ---Digressing somewhat, but still on the topic of Officers of The Law.
I was told about a patient we had whilst I was on my last batch of days off.
He'd tried to outrun a 'Canine Officer' (Alsation) & had been caught by it. Received a bit of a 'chewing'.
Kicked the Dog. :evil:
Was caught by the Dog again
Officers took some time (several minutes :wink: ) locating said scrote & Dog.
Scrote was allegedly 'well chewed' by the time the Officers found him (serves the sod right)
I even heard that he reckoned he could have outrun the Dog, so my collegue who dealt with him asked, if he's that fast, can we could propose him for the London Olympic team???
Not too sure of the reply :lol: :lol:
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I have yet to find a homosapien that can out run a canine. simple biology really. Two legs are slower than four.
I did hear of one Force that is now putting muzzles on their dogs, as they have had too many complaints from the scumbags of being bitten. :shock:
Er, hang on a minute, but that seems to be defeating the object. Its a bit like getting rid of the armed forces and then threatening to help invade other countries.
Wait a second, I see something here...........................
wonderboy:
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" --- Its a bit like getting rid of the armed forces and then threatening to help invade other countries.
Wait a second, I see something here...........................
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I think your on to somthing, shame the govt haven't cottoned on yet......oh wait they have, but claim that we'll be alright :?
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