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Which Type of 4x4 Driver Are You
V8MoneyPit:
Well.....
Not 'A' - I live in the country.... but I've got a wife and a mortgage.... so I ain't rich!
Not 'B' - I'm not a mother. If I was, I'd be obscenely rich because I'm the wrong gender so then I'd be 'A'.
Not 'C' - I don't even take tablets when I get a headache, so I'm not likely to advocate the use of drugs to others..... even it would help me become 'A'.
So I guess I fall into the catagory of a failed 'A'. :lol:
Steve ray:
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---At the risk of stereotyping, which is quite plainly what this lass is doing, I would ask her the following questions
1)What sort of protestor are you?
a)a dirty, stinking, pot noodle eating type with chuff all else to do with your life.
b) a sheeplike person with no ability for free thought.
c) a tub thumping, lefty, trotskyite, commy who hates anyone who has done marginally better than you.
2) When did you last listen to someone else, without trying to ram your pre-conceived,childish, Guardian inspired thoughts down someone elses throat?
a) never
b) last year
c) before your birth
3) When hearing you spout drivel like that, do we, (the hard working, free thinking, sensible members of society) give a................
a) [expletive deleted]
b) Damn
c) F**k!
Get a life, you sad little girl!
Sorry, bad day at work after nearly being wiped out by an Irish registered HGV being driven by someone from Eastern Europe.
--- End quote ---
Top response ! :)
marjan:
I put rich country folk :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(Yeh, in my dreams!!!).
Boggert:
--- Quote from: "marjan" ---I put rich country folk :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(Yeh, in my dreams!!!).
--- End quote ---
Hey but I am....... Honest :lol:
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
Well, I don't give a 'fig' for what the antis think. I am going to be going off to watch the local Hunt on Boxing Day, so I dare say that there will more of the 'Rent-a-Protestors' there.
Perhaps while I'm there I might light a big fat Havana cigar, and then break wind in their direction, while I eat another baby seal on toast.
Bless 'em.
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