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Drink Driving

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Yoshi:
Yeah, i am like that as well, i dont mind a drink now and again, but then i also dont mind being sober and driving for everyone else.

smo:
I always drive these days as i'm t-total, i also despise drink drivers as there really is no excuse.

Lord Shagg-Pyle:
When I was working in Norfolk, we got called to a report of a drink driver who had gone round a roundabout the wrong way and gone head on into a car.
The drunk got out and tried to run off, but hadn't noticed the Dog Unit behind him. He runs, as does the dog, who gets a mouthful of rump.
Drunk still wants to fight, and it takes four of us to restrain, cuff and place him gently in the back of a Blue Light Taxi.
On arrival at the town's Guest House for those with Anti-Social Tendencies, he continues to play up and has to be placed in arm locks and walked to his ensuite accomodation. He was not being very polite at all and was casting doubts on my parentage, the cad!
As he is doing so, he continues to stuggle so violently he dislocates an arm, but is that drunk he doesn't notice.
He is taken to the local hospital where he is abusive to staff, and eventually gets his arm put back in, without anesthetic, I hasten to add.

Come the following morning, he has calmed down and is charged and taken to court. I was on earlies so had the 'pleasure' of escorting him.
He is taken into the dock, and stands before the magistrates. There is a very long pause in the procedings.
The Chief Magistrate is wearing a neck brace. He stands up and tells the Clerk of the Court that he cannot hear this case. He leaves, and after ten minutes another Magistrate takes his place.
The obnoxious bloke pleads guilty, but gobs off about Police heavy handedness. By putting in a guilty plea he was hoping for a reduced sentence, but was rewarded with 6 months inside and a 3 year ban, and a hefty fine. He then collapses in the dock, through shock at the sentence.

There are several morales to this tale:
1) Don't Drink Drive.
2) Don't run when there is a large, pointy toothed, hungry, naffed off German Shepard Police dog behind you.
3) Don't crash head on into a car containing the local Head Magistrate and his wife.

smo:
Got what he deserved by the sounds of it, some people are right arses when drunk and usually they dont even realise when then sober up!

Boggert:
The first drink driver I had was one that forgot to go around the roundabout!  :shock: he got out his car and threw up at my feet, the blew positive and passed out!  :shock:

He got a 18mth ban etc etc

Just don't do it, if you suspect someone report them, its not grassing someone up its possibly saving a life  :lol:  which in my eyes is a good thing.

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