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Lord Shagg-Pyle:
Strike one Polish lorry driver! I nearly got totalled tonight on the way home from work by an HGV all over the road. I got out of the way, got past, and luckily saw a traffic Q car ahead. Told them, and they did the biz!
Hurrah!

Bush Tucker Man:
Bumped into this thread whilst searching for something else, but I've added a few quotes to it


--- Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man" ---
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" --- The drunk got out and tried to run off, but hadn't noticed the Dog Unit behind him. He runs, as does the dog, who gets a mouthful of rump.
Drunk still wants to fight, and it takes four of us to restrain, cuff and place him gently in the back of a Blue Light Taxi
--- End quote ---

Seen a few of those myself with German Shepard dental imprints on their posterior :lol:  :lol:
You just hope the Dog's not caught anything.

They come in bitching about the Dog biting them, but if they'd stop moving, they'd be fine
However, I'll bet that the Dogs love it when they struggle as 'the game' lasts longer :wink:
--- End quote ---


Saw another Canine arrestee a couple of days ago, he was hobbling & grumbling.
Apparantly, he'd kicked the Dog which made it mad.
The handler had seenhim do it, & therefore was in no rush to call it off

Before it was demolished, there was an old Asylum* in our grounds, well it was built many years before our buildings (both were under the Wakefield Health Authority though)
After closure (due to the 'Care In The Community' provisions), sections of it were used by Wakefield Police for training Dogs

It could be interesting if you happened to be down there visiting the (still) occupied sections & a slavering GSD  charged around the corner looking for the 'padded man' :shock:  :lol:  :lol:
The drugs Spaniels were generally friendly, if stereotypically bonkers




--- Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man" ---
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" --- As he is doing so, he continues to stuggle so violently he dislocates an arm, but is that drunk he doesn't notice.
He is taken to the local hospital where he is abusive to staff, and eventually gets his arm put back in, without anesthetic, I hasten to add
--- End quote ---

Yes.... that's familiar as well :lol:
If you want anaesthetising before 'manipulation', don't start gobbing off at a 6'2", 17stone R*gby playing A&E Consultant.
Screaming like a girl won't get any sympathy after abusing everyone.
--- End quote ---


That was a recent occurance again, said scrote had fallen down a flight of stairs whilst incapable.

He was treated by one of the Specialist Registrars this time though, but with the same result :wink:
(abuse = low dose of anaesthesia)


 

* This asylum provided the English language with the phrase; 'As Mad As A Hatter'

Bush Tucker Man:
I've just remembered another incident that showed immense self-control from a member of the Nursing staff.

It was approaching the 'festive season' & we had a woman brought in from a RTI.
She was drunk, had tried to stick to back-roads in order to (hopefully) avoid any patrolling Police.

However, she misjudged one corner & ran into a house (no garden, as it was a corner property)

Once she'd been extricated, breathalysed, subsequently arrested, then brought to us, discussions with the arresting Officers provided a weird fact.

The Nurse who was looking after her would be going home to a house with a front room wall that was very different to the one she'd left that afternoon!!
And to the best of my knowledge she never mentioned it to the woman, now that's self-restraint!!

Evilgoat:
Drink Drivers - main reason I'm no longer with HantsAmb

Its hard to be sympathetic and caring to someone thats just killed an innocent and doesnt even know/care about it.

Ja1983:
Thread jack!!!

Interesting police stories!  :lol:

back on topic i personally will not sip a glass if i think i may be driving. This faith was greatly emphasised when xmas 2005 a friend lost his pregnant ex-wife, and the mother of his child to some "youth" in a nova who decided he could handle a few drinks before driving home. they were stood at a bus-stop on xmas eve waitng to go home.

sickening, and moreso when its someone you know.

there was a similar muppet across the road, he was sat in the garden with cans all day, the car kept dissapearing (to the shop for more) and returning, unfortunatley he vanished for the night before i had chance to execute my masterplan of letting down two tyres (on opposite sides of the car) and ringing the police...

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