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Skibum346:
Slightly off topic but as told by my sister... who at the time worked the "Van" for a force north of the border... who shall remain nameless!
If any of you end up getting a ride in a blue light taxi...
Listen out for a cry of "Oh no... look out for that black dog...!"
Quickly followed by an emergency stop...!
Crew are hanging on... custody hasn't quite realised when their face meets the mesh of the cage.
"sorry guv... dog ran out in the street... had to drop the anchors... sudden like..." O:)
:(biglaugh):
Bush Tucker Man:
--- Quote from: "Skibum346" --- Listen out for a cry of "Oh no... look out for that black dog...!"
Quickly followed by an emergency stop...!
Crew are hanging on... custody hasn't quite realised when their face meets the mesh of the cage.
"sorry guv... dog ran out in the street... had to drop the anchors... sudden like..." O:)
:(biglaugh):
--- End quote ---
Priceless :lol: :lol:
I'll have to ask the crew of one of the 'taxis' next time I talk to one (or suggest it at the least)
A retired Sergeant once told me about the 'long-walk' to the cell in the 'good old days'
If someone had been arrested for assaulting a woman, OAP, child, NHS worker, or a Police Officer - he was made to walk between 2 lines of all available Officers (plus maybe the civilian staff?) on his way to his cell.
Collecting a wallop off each Officer on the way there.
Now whether this is true or not I don't know, & the Sergeant may have passed away by now?
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "Skibum346" ---Slightly off topic but as told by my sister... who at the time worked the "Van" for a force north of the border... who shall remain nameless!
If any of you end up getting a ride in a blue light taxi...
Listen out for a cry of "Oh no... look out for that black dog...!"
Quickly followed by an emergency stop...!
Crew are hanging on... custody hasn't quite realised when their face meets the mesh of the cage.
"sorry guv... dog ran out in the street... had to drop the anchors... sudden like..." O:)
:(biglaugh):
--- End quote ---
That is awesome! There must be lots of black dogs around!
One thing I could never work out was why the smallest people think they can win.
I used to work with a guy who was ex-RM commando. He was a rather big chap at 6ft 5ins, and had to have his shirts made to fit due to the size of his arms.
One night we were on Public Order footbeats and this shrimpy little drunk comes up to Big Des and starts to gob off. Des, without a word, swats this bloke round the side of the head, which was like watching a grizzly swat at a fly.
Bloke hits the deck,Des picks him up one handed by the belt, opens the back of the van with the other, and tosses the bloke in. Not a word was said, and the crowd that had gathered, disapeared. :twisted:
Boggert:
--- Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man" ---
--- Quote from: "Skibum346" --- Listen out for a cry of "Oh no... look out for that black dog...!"
Quickly followed by an emergency stop...!
Crew are hanging on... custody hasn't quite realised when their face meets the mesh of the cage.
"sorry guv... dog ran out in the street... had to drop the anchors... sudden like..." O:)
:(biglaugh):
--- End quote ---
Priceless :lol: :lol:
I'll have to ask the crew of one of the 'taxis' next time I talk to one (or suggest it at the least)
A retired Sergeant once told me about the 'long-walk' to the cell in rhe 'good old days'
If someone had been arrested for assaulting a woman, OAP, child, NHS worker, or a Police Officer - he was made to walk between 2 lines of all available Officers (plus maybe the civilian staff?) on his way to his cell.
Collecting a wallop off each Officer on the way there.
Now whether this is true or not I don't know, & the Sergeant may have passed away by now?
--- End quote ---
My Sargent said it use to be like that program "Life on Mars" thats how it was, I suspect you friend was telling the truth.
We had an incident recently where two guys dressed as Batman and Robin got drunk and started a fight in the street, they were eventually chased down the street and arrested for assault. The CCTV footage is hilarious, the only thing is missing was the "KAPOW" and "BANG" luckily they were too drunk to do any harm to anyone! :lol:
The local paper ran the story "Batman Banged UP"
I must stress seeing 3 for my colleagues chasing the Caped Crusader and his partner was a sight to be seen!
muddyjames:
--- Quote from: "blackbob" ---i dont drink so im very popular to go to partys as i can then taxi people home
had a works do when i worked in a big garage and every one paid for the mini bus and i drove and everone had a great time and no grief at all
--- End quote ---
I seem to end up driving everyone everywhere too.
One pluss side I find of not drinking is people put money towards fuel and my mates wont let me buy a round if I am driving them home again. Seems like a good deal to me. :D
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