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Drink Driving
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "Boggert" ---The first drink driver I had was one that forgot to go around the roundabout! :shock: he got out his car and threw up at my feet, the blew positive and passed out! :shock:
He got a 18mth ban etc etc
Just don't do it, if you suspect someone report them, its not grassing someone up its possibly saving a life :lol: which in my eyes is a good thing.
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Boggert,
Whats the highest you have had on a positive?
I nicked a coach driver who was driving the local bingo run with fifty old folk on board. One of them called us after he ran three red lights and drove up the pavement. He blew 212!
Technically dead through alcohol poisoning. He got 18 months inside and a life time ban.
TDi90:
all these police stories... must be a lot of laughs sometimes...saw on a tv programme someone was stopped for drink dirving, got out of the car, stumbled to the officer, claimed he wasnt guilty, was breathalized, then passed out LOL
Bush Tucker Man:
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" --- The drunk got out and tried to run off, but hadn't noticed the Dog Unit behind him. He runs, as does the dog, who gets a mouthful of rump.
Drunk still wants to fight, and it takes four of us to restrain, cuff and place him gently in the back of a Blue Light Taxi
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Seen a few of those myself with German Shepard dental imprints on their posterior :lol: :lol:
You just hope the Dog's not caught anything.
They come in bitching about the Dog biting them, but if they'd stop moving, they'd be fine
However, I'll bet that the Dogs love it when they struggle as 'the game' lasts longer :wink:
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" --- As he is doing so, he continues to stuggle so violently he dislocates an arm, but is that drunk he doesn't notice.
He is taken to the local hospital where he is abusive to staff, and eventually gets his arm put back in, without anesthetic, I hasten to add
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Yes.... that's familiar as well :lol:
If you want anaesthetising before 'manipulation', don't start gobbing off at a 6'2", 17stone R*gby playing A&E Consultant.
Screaming like a girl won't get any sympathy after abusing everyone.
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
Come the following morning, he has calmed down and is charged and taken to court. I was on earlies so had the 'pleasure' of escorting him.
He is taken into the dock, and stands before the magistrates. There is a very long pause in the procedings.
The Chief Magistrate is wearing a neck brace. He stands up and tells the Clerk of the Court that he cannot hear this case.
There are several morales to this tale:
1) Don't Drink Drive.
2) Don't run when there is a large, pointy toothed, hungry, naffed off German Shepard Police dog behind you.
3) Don't crash head on into a car containing the local Head Magistrate and his wife.
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Love it, the 'Dont's' are spot on :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Boggert:
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
--- Quote from: "Boggert" ---The first drink driver I had was one that forgot to go around the roundabout! :shock: he got out his car and threw up at my feet, the blew positive and passed out! :shock:
He got a 18mth ban etc etc
Just don't do it, if you suspect someone report them, its not grassing someone up its possibly saving a life :lol: which in my eyes is a good thing.
--- End quote ---
Boggert,
Whats the highest you have had on a positive?
I nicked a coach driver who was driving the local bingo run with fifty old folk on board. One of them called us after he ran three red lights and drove up the pavement. He blew 212!
Technically dead through alcohol poisoning. He got 18 months inside and a life time ban.
--- End quote ---
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I check my PNB tomrrow, however I was out with the speed gun and I stopped the School Bus going past the school in the "School safety Zone advisory 20mph" doing 53mph! :shock: yep he bricked him self when we pulled him over and yes he is in the brown stuff with his boss.
I remember one PBT we had when my colleague stopped the car the guy wouldn't put his beer down! :lol: what a fool. He had over 40 empty beer cans in the back, loose all over the seats and floor, claimed he was taking then to the recycling station. :lol:
TDi90:
[quote="Boggert, claimed he was taking then to the recycling station. :lol:[/quote]
:lol: #-o what a muppet!
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