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Lord Shagg-Pyle:
Folks, I would like to share a thought or three with you.
Over many years of tinkering with cars, I have bought countless amounts of 13mm and 1/2" spanners and sockets.
They go missing, so I buy more, and they in turn go missing.
I have had several ideas as to why
1) A burglar that breaks into garages and steals said spanners and sockets. Unlikely, as they would nick everything.
2) Jackdaws. A bird that likes shiny things, but why 1/2" sockets and spanners?
I have come to the conclusion that there is a strange creature that lives in the dark recessses of the garage that takes and hoards them.
I spoke with a psychiatrist at great lengths abouth this very subject, but he was not able to give me an answer. He did give me some very nice 'smarties' though, which I thought was very generous.
When we moved house, I cleared the garage, which involved shifting an old chest freezer.
Underneath the freezer were half a dozen 13mm & 1/2" spanners and sockets!
Proof!
I have garage monsters! Funny thing is though, the bu**er has followed me to Hampshire.
Does anyone else have similar experiences?
I have a feeling that the 'monster' in question is also responsible for stealing socks from the dryer and draining my beer stocks.

schuee:

--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---Folks, I would like to share a thought or three with you.
Over many years of tinkering with cars, I have bought countless amounts of 13mm and 1/2" spanners and sockets.
They go missing, so I buy more, and they in turn go missing.
I have had several ideas as to why
1) A burglar that breaks into garages and steals said spanners and sockets. Unlikely, as they would nick everything.
2) Jackdaws. A bird that likes shiny things, but why 1/2" sockets and spanners?
I have come to the conclusion that there is a strange creature that lives in the dark recessses of the garage that takes and hoards them.
I spoke with a psychiatrist at great lengths abouth this very subject, but he was not able to give me an answer. He did give me some very nice 'smarties' though, which I thought was very generous.
When we moved house, I cleared the garage, which involved shifting an old chest freezer.
Underneath the freezer were half a dozen 13mm & 1/2" spanners and sockets!
Proof!
I have garage monsters! Funny thing is though, the bu**er has followed me to Hampshire.
Does anyone else have similar experiences?
I have a feeling that the 'monster' in question is also responsible for stealing socks from the dryer and draining my beer stocks.
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Our washing machine, expects to be fed socks, screws etc on a daily basis, and also I have the same problem, I just cannot explain the reason why my beer stocks deplete so quickly :wink:   :lol:  :lol:

Mudlark:
Will you two keep your gremlins and monsters under control - one of them, if not both has depleted my beer stocks  :evil:  :evil:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Team Landzuki:
We also have a strange creature lives in our garage but he likes tying extention leads and air lines in knots!!!

Boggert:
I've got a really scary one it leaves bits of drad pray lying about.... oh hold on it confusing it with the cat!  :x
The one I'm thinking about keeps stealing the spenner for my grinder... :twisted:

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