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You Just Can't Win!
Stormin:
Ahhh! Married bliss :? I remember it well. :roll:
bezzabsa:
--- Quote from: "Sooty" ---This is a transcript of a conversation between a man and his partner upon returning from work after working hard for 12 hours to pay the bills etc.
Man:- Hi honey I'm home.
Woman:- YES I CAN SEE THAT!!!!
Man:- Everything ok dear.
Woman:- FINE!!!!
Man:- What’s the problem?
Woman:- NOTHING!!!
Man:- There is clearly something wrong.
Woman:- WELL IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAN THERE IS NO POINT IN TELLING YOU.
Man:- With the greatest of respect my darling if I don't know then there is every point in telling me.
Woman:- THATS JUST TYPICAL OF YOU, NOT A CLUE HAVE YOU?
Man:- No
Woman:- WELL I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU, IT DOSEN'T MATTER ANY WAY!!!
Man:- Ok, what’s for tea.
Woman:- TYPICAL, ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT IS YOUR BELLY.
Man:- Ok my love I will go and get a takeaway.
Woman:- IS MY FOOD NOT GOOD ENOUGH THEN
Man:- Your food is lovely, we can eat when you are ready.
Woman:- JUST LIKE YOU, PROMISE TO TAKE ME OUT FOR A MEAL AND THEN WHEN I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
Man:- I give up.
At this point the man starts to walk into the other room to see if he can get some kind of clue why this all started
Woman:- THAT IT JUST WALK AWAY, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME DO YOU.
This can go on for hours and you will never get to find out what started it so why bother going home after work just go down the pub and then when you get home you will know what the problem is "you have been down the pub" but you just won't give a monkeys and you can then fall into your chair and start snoring.
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and remember its WORSE with PMT!!!!!!!
Bush Tucker Man:
--- Quote from: "V8MoneyPit" ---But you are right. Bought flowers the other week. For no reason. Don't do it often. Just decided it would be a good idea. "What do you want?" was the reception .... excuse me? do have to want something? :shock:
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You're also forgetting the 'What Have You Done?' question :roll:
--- Quote from: "bezzabsa" ---and remember its WORSE with PMT!!!!!!!
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Run & hide in the garage, and close the door :(scared):
Manicminer:
I have learnt the art of deafness on command and to keep my mouth shut.
It's worked well for a number of years now :wink:
the loon:
--- Quote from: "bezzabsa" --- and remember its WORSE with PMT!!!!!!!
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did you hear abiout the man who died from PMT :?:
his wife shot him for bringing home the wrong colour flowers
:lol:
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