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the loon:

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--- Quote from: "bezzabsa" ---and remember its WORSE with PMT!!!!!!!
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 and you live with me  bezza :twisted:  :twisted:
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well its been nice knowing you bezza

 :lol:

crazymac:
Why do they call it PMT :?:


Cos Mad Cow Disease was already taken :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :wink:

MuddyMike:
Q. Why does it take three women with PMT to change one lightbulb?

A. IT JUST DOES OK, DON'T ASK BLOODY STUPID QUESTIONS. IF I WAITED FOR THE MAN OF THE HOUSE TO CHANGE THE BULB I WOULD BE SITTING IN DARKNESS FOR DAYS. THEN WHEN HE DID CHANGE IT HE WOULD LEAVE THE OLD BULB JUST LYING AROUND FO ME TO TREAD ON. And on. And on.

Mike

Sooty:

--- Quote from: "MuddyMike" ---Q. Why does it take three women with PMT to change one lightbulb?

A. IT JUST DOES OK, DON'T ASK BLOODY STUPID QUESTIONS. IF I WAITED FOR THE MAN OF THE HOUSE TO CHANGE THE BULB I WOULD BE SITTING IN DARKNESS FOR DAYS. THEN WHEN HE DID CHANGE IT HE WOULD LEAVE THE OLD BULB JUST LYING AROUND FO ME TO TREAD ON. And on. And on.

Mike
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And then reminded of it about 2 years later for no earthly reason.
Why has nobody ever written a book called "how to understand a woman"???

Bishops Finger:
Q Whats the difference between a rabid pit bull and a woman with PMT
A You can reason with the pitbull..... :lol:

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