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worst acident u had as a kid

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SixPot:
Had the sharp end of a pencil poked in my eye by a (ex)freind. Couldn't open my eye for a couple of weeks but luckerly missed being blinded by a few mm

Got a carrier bag containing my star wars figures trapped in the front wheel of my bike. Went for a big tumble and the handle bars stuck into my groin  :shock: made it hard to wear pants and had a walk like john wayne for a while. :lol:

hit myself on the head with an axe, more blood than pain tho

my brother took the dare to go down the steepest hill in our Devon village on a gokart, lost control and shaved of a large portion of skin on the wheel

My godparents son (not sure if thats a relation or not) jumped up anto catch a ball playing rounders but ended up landing on the spike which entered his body through his ummmm how do i put this errrr rear entrance. Couldn't use it for a long time (his arse not the spike!)

steve_h:
My god, I must have had a sheltered childhood  :shock:

Only things that spring to mind are: Crawled into the coal fire in the lounge when I was 3, still have scars on my head. Spectacularly headbutted a brick wall I was looking over on my first day at secondary school (football hit me on the back of my head) split my forehead open nicely.

Oh and you know when you've just learned to do wheelies on a BMX and you try to get the front wheel up a high kerb thats a bit bigger than you imagine? Well the bike tends to stop rather quicker than you do! Still, no permanent damage, I've managed to have kids after all. Took a while before I could move though.

bezzabsa:
NO COMMENT
(too many to remember)
including
broken wrist
ripped out teeth
suspected broken nose
raleigh chopper gear change to the Nads
and my favourite - walking along a disused railway line i tripped and headbutted the rail - leaving a dent in my forehead I still have  :oops:

andycwb:

--- Quote from: "EvilEd" ---I must have been a sensible child :)
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Me too.  Managed two stitches in the back of my head at school and a few cuts and bruises.

I've still - touch wood - only ever spent one night in hospital in my live, and I'm 37 now.  The scary bit about that was that they wanted to operate on bits of me I'd never heard of (anyone else know where their inferior turbinate is?)

EvilEd:
Nope, but I never knew your tonsils could grow back, or what a "Bi Latteral Septoplasti was until I had one done... and if they ever offer you one... decline politely! a 3lb hammer to their nose is considered polite as it is a lot less painful...

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