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Skibum346:
At a party rather than in a workshop...
Laughed at a funny comment cracked just as I swigged from a fine bottle of becks...
Thought.. oh dear, I'm about to spray beer everywhere so got up and walked to end of patio... then realised... actually... I can't quite breathe in at the moment.... something is in the way...!
Wife was laughing at me... till lI went down like sack of spuds.
Recovered looking a bit blue... following morning there was no white left in either eye, I'd blown every capillery. Momnday morning was fab... had a new intake of call centre staff to train... they thought I waas the anti-christ!
:lol: [/i]
Evilgoat:
--- Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man" ---
--- Quote from: "Evilgoat" ---Soldering iron bit fallen off while upside down using it, landed on my arm
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Yep :lol: Done that & had it stuck to the palm & left nice little vent hole marking for a few weeks, except mine twisted round on a stiff flex, so I picked it up by the metal
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Done that too. Saw it heading florwards, caught it, then felt the pain and smell of roasting pork.
Funny, these things all seem like a good idea untill its too late :)
Terminus:
Mate of mine ate a cheese sandwich and choked then while stumbling about fell down the maintenance pit .. upset a passing rat which bit his leg..jumped up and cracked his head on a car that the lord mayor had only just parked ... the spun round knocked a tool box over which landed on his foot he yelped bend down but didn't see the wire sticking out and poked his eye, then climbed out of the pit and was molested by a passing family of badgers and his name was Nordberg
Erm ok I made every single word of that up but it kept me amused for a few seconds ... I'll get my coat!
dreadnought110:
--- Quote from: "blackbob" ---i have so far
1 two stiches in scalp (undoing lorry wheel nuts by standing on a 8ft scaffold pole sliped off and it landed on my head made my eyes water)
2 knocked myself out bending down to pick up a tool and didnt see bumper iron sticking out
3 various metal bits in the eyes
4 weld splatter burns the worst into (sock boot ears arm pit and under pants)
5 split knuckles
6 crushed fingers
7 crushed toes
8 brocken ribs (assaultd at work)
9 compressed spine (been of for 4 years so far)just keep taking the pills
glad i gave up work looks like a dangerous occupation (mechanic)
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don't tell me your nickname is "Lucky" :lol: :lol: :lol:
dreadnought110:
:? Mind you i was under a truck once got my head between propshaft and chassis hit my head on the prop first reaction was to move my head straight into the chassis behind my head could have been there all day!!! it hurt though!! :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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